Hide your liver.
Burbank, CA
Joined August 2011
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If you have a Trump flag flying in front of your house please don’t bother decorating for Halloween. That’s already some scary shit. #DumpTrump ✌🏼
I for sure thought the lyrics “images of rapture creep into me slowly” from @MariahCarey smash hit Fantasy, were “images of Reptar..”. #MisHeardLyrics To be fair, I was 9 and The Rugrats were life.
We live in a world where it is possible to be both gassy and low on gas. #LetThatSinkIn #RealLife
My voting station didn’t have any “I voted” stickers. Instead they were giving out animal crackers on a sheet of paper toweling so... #IVoted
For every moment in life there is a @FriendsTV quote that applies. If you don’t believe me then
True confidence is walking into an elevator when you know which side the buttons are on. #Confident #WhosThatGirl
I just saw three bunnies chasing each other and playing in the sun on someone’s front lawn. I’m no longer in human form, because I’ve melted into a puddle on the ground.
True happiness is using a French fry to get a poppyseed out of your teeth. #BreakfastMeetsLunch #WhenInSaintTropez
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UPDATE: 43 senators now support our bill to bar children from being taken from their parents at the border. We still need a Republican senator to join. If you’re represented by a Republican senator, please ask them to cosponsor S.3036. #FamiliesBelongTogether
I can’t seem to think of a better feeling than walking into a public restroom as the cleaning staff is walking out. #ThisIsNotADrill
Am I the only one who has trouble figuring out if I’m watching Timothy Olyphant or Josh Duhamel? #YouBoysAllLookTheSame