Darren Marsh

Also, don't worry about that thing, I won't tweet about it. #JustInCase

You either make a firework with a silencer or make all fireworks drones #Fireworks

Always knew them cheese streesings were up to no good 😅

I'm too nice be a South-East guy... I should be a Northerner #TalkToAnyone

All I'm saying is, I had a great afternoon

Oh great... I'm now following The Hoof GP. I knew it would happen

I missed fireworks for comedy - that's how you can tell it's become more than a passion 😅

Glad I left early - #Traffic

I'm doing @beattheblackout tonight. Let's hope it's a good one 😅 #theblackout The show will begin at 8pm

#Asda - Christmas Ad already 😅

Had a dream last night that was like when Fry from Futurama had in the future - basically an advent was in his dream. I dreamt about a thing that I was looking at online the night before. Made my own ad for it 😅

They say X is an everything app. But I don't see any X related stores. And I don't mean porn

If it's not Pete & Bas, it's showing me how to clip cow hooves. #FacebookAlgorithm --- I didn't go looking for this

My words exactly #ThatsWhatISay

To be fair - I'm having a lot of luck with this bracelet I've got. That, or I didn't realise how lucky I really am 🧐😅

I don't always have a look in the phone box near where I live - just had a little look #20p #20DaysOfLuck

Oh no, not Patrick Stewart (Professor Charles Xavier (Professor X)) #Dead

Put it plain and simple: I refused a man alcohol today because he was way to drunk and smelt of shit

I got an extra long buttermilk chicken burger the other day - I call that lucky