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Handy Dalton

@DMarc13

Miami University Alum. I do it with class because I have a fat ass ✌

Joined August 2011
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My new goal in life is to live like a combination of Jim Halpert and Ron Swanson.
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@ChipotleTweets Hamilton Ohio Main St is the worst chipotle of all time.
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Replying to @SleeperHQ
@SleeperHQ I need some help with this math here....
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Lol @KentuckyMBB
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The best way to save money during black Friday is for your mom to throw your wallet into the fireplace and forget to tell you about it
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Kentucky football sucks again 😪
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Replying to @kam_renner
@Kameryn_Renner is literally the best 😘😂 hopefully my next award won’t be “worlds longest engagement” @theofficenbc @jennafischer
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.@BarstoolBigCat don’t forget to get your bets in for the 4:05 games
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Now THIS is wild.... no goofy laurel and yanny scam nitter.gq/liquidhbox/status/9971…
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@LiquidHbox17 May 2018
guys....play this clip with the audio on. If you think of the word "Brainstorm" you will hear Brainstorm. If you think of the words "Green Needle" you will hear Green Needle. We are officially in the matrix and I have no idea what is going on
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@Hobbs_15 @Fvckknsmith 🧐 nitter.gq/barstoolsports/status/…
How did people wait in line at the BMV without smartphones ? 🤦🏻‍♀️
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I just want college basketball to be over because I’m tired of being disappointed twice a week, every week 😪
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This is the worst Kentucky team I’ve seen since 2013.
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Replying to @kam_renner
@Kameryn_Renner just got worked in pop-a-shot 🏀 💁🏻
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Thank goodness for unlimited data 😅2017wrapped.com/share/en/-L-…
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Going from the 5S to the 8 plus is really life changing 😂
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#championsclassic #GoCats @ United Center instagram.com/p/BbfqzW2Dagf/
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It’s the most wonderful time of the year. The start of college basketball season 😍 #GoCats
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Nothing like taking a 15 hour nap 😴
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IT was one of the top 5 worst movies I’ve ever seen in my life
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