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Joined November 2025
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im not kidding im doing all of these
How to reset your dopamine levels to fully enjoy GTA 6 > Delete TikTok, it ruins your attention span which is necessary to not get bored while playing it > Don't pick up your phone first thing in the morning > Limit your screen time and social media apps > Start going to the gym > Take a walk every day in the sun without your phone > Quit sugary drinks and snacks > Start NNN > Maintain a consistent sleep schedule, also try to get 7-8 hours of sleep every night > Pause playing other games until it comes out If you start doing some of these things, when the game comes out the experience will be surreal and highly rewarding
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Tried no xitter on phone gimmick to reduce screen time and ended up downloading it again in a week
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black guy held door open for me at tim hortons this morning
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tell me why i should rotate to help my jungler without moralfagging
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duoing 200 games in plat this weekend with irl gf
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yea cuz we the prize bitch 🦉🦉
dating them OVO nggas sound like pure HELL
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leafs genuinely unwatchable sorry
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i dont even fw white people like that but this can be applied to like every race lol
White people’s awful spatial awareness on sidewalks is one of the craziest sociological phenomena ever. Like they’re unconsciously selfish in that regard on a systemic level. Wow
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Wearing my Mbappe jersey in Markham Ontario
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tried shaco otp gimmick and started drag at level 6 and the whole enemy team showed up
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Cornelius Webster retweeted
Replying to @iha
chall screenshots post s9
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omfg get off his penis
LALIGA lamenta profundamente la ofensa que los recientes comentarios de Kylian Mbappé han causado entre los aficionados chinos. Estos comentarios fueron realizados a título personal y no representan a LALIGA. En la medida de nuestra responsabilidad institucional, pedimos disculpas en nombre de LALIGA y de todos sus clubes. El fútbol español defiende el respeto, la convivencia y la unión entre personas de todas las culturas. Trasladamos nuestro respeto a China, a sus instituciones y a su pueblo, y valoramos profundamente el apoyo de los millones de aficionados que nos siguen cada semana. Reafirmamos nuestro compromiso con una relación construida durante años. Estamos trabajando con nuestros socios e interlocutores institucionales en China para abordar esta situación. Asimismo, pondremos en marcha, en colaboración con los clubes y los jugadores, un protocolo de sensibilización y comunicación que promueva el respeto a las distintas culturas y contribuya a prevenir situaciones similares.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Contexto importante: Mao Zedong fue efectivamente un dictador. es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mao_Zedong
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Me (Pakistani and Muslim) will soon be moving to Japan with my 3 wives, 16 kids 50 cousins and 10k village men. We’re going to solve Japan’s declining birth rate in one generation Hope we are welcome nicely . Arigato🥺🇵🇰🇯🇵
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i was invited but i was busy playing camille in plat 4 so i couldnt go
Drake performs “I Want It That Way” with the Backstreet Boys at his 40th birthday bash in NYC.
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We need a competing show called love is deaf. Opposite premise. Pair on looks and body language only. I guarantee there would be a higher percentage of successful relationships
One of the craziest moments in Love Is Blind history
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i know a couple dudes that are clowning ethan h3h3 right now but they were throwing up that vapenation sign back in the day
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on first glance i thought the bald guy was the Norwegian citizen stuck in india
New 30 km/h area speed limit signs will be posted at neighbourhood entry and exit points. Once you enter a signed area, the 30 km/h speed limit applies throughout the local road network until you leave that area. Slower speeds help reduce the risk of serious collisions and make neighbourhood streets safer. Learn more about the change: toronto.ca/LocalSpeed
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