Whatchu mean how did I call him accidentally? While stalking him to see if he’s online, like every other normal woman. Yes, normal woman, cause bitch that ain’t done it ain’t normal. You feelin’ me?
I accidentally dialed my crush today after being left on read for 10 days. I immediately h/u and switched the phone off. Like, it never happened. That was followed by a 30 min freak out. And then by a “oh, fuck it”. Eventually, I was like- nu-ah, it never rang, fo sho.
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