Hey Ladies , Hey Fella’s and all those people that don’t give a fuck
The Batcave
Joined February 2011
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DowntownHowellBrown retweeted
My wife complains I am no good at planning, but this is nonsense. She's gone away with our daughter for a shopping weekend and I've planned: bacon roll, cricket on Sky, cake, football on TNT, sausage rolls, porn and a wank, football on Sky, curry, bottle of wine, & whiskey.
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ALT I once crashed my car into a stationary minibus because the theme from Friends came on the radio and I did the handclaps, simultaneously losing control of the wheel. Told insurance I had to swerve for a cat. Fesshole GOLD from 18th June 2021
DowntownHowellBrown retweeted
I work for a bank. Those "discreet" payments to online sex shops like LoveHoney etc? We know exactly what they are, you dirty bastards. When customers need to give proof of identity, I love asking them to confirm their most recent purchases if I can see it was from a sex shop.
DowntownHowellBrown retweeted
All Elite Wrestling is saddened to announce the passing of Benjamin Satterley, aka Pac. A native of Newcastle upon Tyne, England, Satterley began his wrestling career in 2004 and went on to perform for wrestling organizations all over the world, captivating fans with innovative high-flying moves and incredible in-ring ability. Pac signed with All Elite Wrestling in 2019 and held multiple AEW Championships and competed in some of the most memorable matches in AEW history. Our condolences go out to Satterley’s family, friends and fans.
DowntownHowellBrown retweeted
I'm a 54 year old teacher who's been in the job for 15 years. On the last day of every school year I draw a cock and bollocks somewhere on some furniture or walls. I just love the idea of a cleaner during the summer saying 'bloody kids' to themselves.
