Husband. Father. Attorney. Cat Herder. Model. Fabio body double. Former golfer. Sadly, the avi is me.

Dallas, TX
Joined October 2007
Challenge accepted
Steve Bannon issues warning to voters if they vote for Democrats in the midterms: “I think you’ll see Bobby Kennedy impeached, I’ll think you see Pete Hegseth impeached. I think you’ll see subpoenas flying every day. They will look to destroy President Trump, and we’ll be bogged down for two years.”
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These comments. 💯
JUST IN: 🇮🇳 India formally bids to host the 2036 Olympics.
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I saw this the night it aired. So damn funny. Christopher Guest sent me.
Happy 42nd anniversary to the greatest SNL short ever made! Men's Synchronized Swimming.
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☣️🦠 UPDATE on pneumonic plague outbreak at the BSL-3 lab in Siberia. 🦠☣️ Russian gov't in TOTAL information control mode. Baikalsk municipal admin warned residents NOT to travel to the area where the lab accident occurred, then deleted the info ~2 hrs later. Local REN TV deleted 5 posts about the accident. Local journalists who reported on the accident yesterday appear not to have not written any updates since. Pneumonic plague is 100% fatal if not treated with antibiotics within the first 24 hours of symptoms. The biggest question being suppressed: have there been any more deaths from plague? The US State Dept lists Russia as having an illegal bioweapons program, one of 2 nations (N. Korea is other). Genetic modifications / bioweapons engineering more likely done at Obolensk and Vector (in a BSL-4 lab), but this is impossible to know for certain.
🚨☣️More details on the Oct 1st pneumonic plague outbreak in Siberia, after a lab accident at a BSL-3 lab. "FSB units accompanying ambulances transporting people who had been in contact with [lab tech] Shipilova for medical examination," as per local news. This is significant. FSB is Russia's domestic security / counterintelligence service, tasked w/implementing the national security of Russia." (Its predecessor was the KGB). This suggests quarantine was not voluntary. It also means Russian authorities are treating the lab accident and plague outbreak as a national security issue, involving a lot more than routine public health.
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Buick Skylarks don't have positraction?
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Two Schmitt staffers realizing this might be their last day.
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I'm in Paris and we are spending money like somebody else earned it. Essentially we're treating my lifetime earnings like confetti. But it's fashion week, so I'm seeing stuff like this. very entertaining.
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Stay Tuned 👀
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Ken Paxton: The criticism has been that I let a child predator out after one day. Well guess what? They served 60 days.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Paxton's Claim is misleading: His office's original deal was to give Time Served + 1 day. After a rebuking from Judge Roy Sparkman (“One day. Seriously? Somebody has to sell me on the wisdom of it,”) the deal was revised, and Hoffman was released after 29 days. kcentv.com/article/news/l… kwtx.com/video/2026/05/… wacobridge.org/2026/05/19/ken… texastribune.org/2026/05/19/ken…
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Still the best prank in the history of mankind 😂
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Brutal community note. 😂
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This is the Stupidest Motherfucker on the Planet.
Tommy Tuberville: Many airline pilots, flight attendants, and air traffic controllers are part of the furry community. It's terrifying.
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Because women aren't jealous of Lizzo's looks. It really isn't that complicated; miserable women hate her because THEY ARE JEALOUS OF HER. 🤷
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Cooper rush wikipedia page
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Challenge accepted, sir.
Mike Johnson: “If we were to lose the midterms, heaven forbid, these Democrats, y'all impeachment's not even the big concern. They will turn every committee of Congress into an investigative body, and they'll go after the president's family, the cabinet…”
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Sorry bro, but we ain’t gonna give you two more years to do shit. You had your chance.
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Hey @grok, which western democracy pours concrete into water wells on land it illegally occupies? Start with the country.
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$6 gas and $8 diesel in DFW by NYE won't shock me. We are on the verge of a pummeling.
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This is what we were talking about on today’s @PardonMyTake. It should honestly be America’s number 1 sport
The first car to park on the trailer wins , I’ve never been so invested in a sport like this
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