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Joined October 2014
how the broke friend looks at you after telling you to get a side of wings with the pizza
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pokemon unite + gekishin squadra gone... the world you grew up in no longer exists...
Pokémon UNITE End of Service on March 23, 2027 unite.pokemon.com/en-us/news…
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TL losing their first 2 swiss matches so they can eliminate the real competition early #Worlds2026 #TLWIN
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how twitter users look at you after saying the other incredibly frustrating things about a character are the problem not the well agreed upon frustrating thing
The Deadlock community has a "Jingling Keys" problem cause Violet's problem is not her ult at all.
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Dietrich 🧦🎣 retweeted
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X Money has sent you $5
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Dietrich 🧦🎣 retweeted
This woman has now been filled with cream cheese and is in the presence of a man that reads (display of intelligence) the Kama Sutra (display of virility) and will buy her danishes (provider status) This will be her chance to put down the vampire rape book and get some real BWC
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seeing a version of Mel W that absorbs a singular spell and allows you to recast it being rejected cause its too confusing. not someone who demands every character be high skill but is it not insane to think that blocking all projectiles and autoaims is 100x worse for players?
Mel’s getting a Midscope update and we’re here to explain what’s changing with The Soul’s Reflection and why. Read: riot.com/4sdH3eS
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dread having to see this variant of tweet every time a new character comes out like they did with league cause adding more than 1 sentence is power creep to people
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this violet character deadass the "what if we made a painter character" then realized they had 0 ideas for a painter character and just filled in some generic shit I'm in tears
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LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!!!!
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who on deadlock (must be on birth control)
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halloween about to be a movie
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we've got the perfect guy to star in this @nickich
EXCLUSIVE: Netflix is developing a movie adaptation of "Hatchet," Gary Paulsen’s 1987 young adult survival novel. • The film will be written and directed by Derek Cianfrance, best known for films such as “Blue Valentine” and “The Place Beyond the Pines.” • Per the synopsis: “Hatchet” follows “13-year-old Brian Robeson, who is stranded alone in the Canadian wilderness after a plane crash with nothing but the hatchet his mother gave him.” • Paulsen later expanded the story into a five-book series that included “The River” (1991), “Brian’s Winter” (1996), “Brian’s Return” (1999) and “Brian’s Hunt” (2003). wp.me/pc8uak-1lHWxk
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