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a situation in which the same usually negative or monotonous experiences occur repeatedly or are felt to occur repeatedly with no change or correction
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Billy Joel should play the Super Bowl halftime show and just sing “halftime show” to the tune of Uptown Girl the whole time.
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We all need a personal chef like this 😆 nitter.gq/chronicleflask/status/… – at Marlboro, NJ
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Why would I pay for a haunted house when I can wake up to my kid silently standing by my bed at 3 AM.
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Daughter just wandered in after being put to bed and I hid the ice cream I was eating like it was drugs.
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YES!!!!!!! L
DERRY GIRLS SEASON 3
OCTOBER 7 on @netflix
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won't someone please invent a nightstand the size of a dining room table for all my waters and lotions and books
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I don’t know much about women but after many years of marriage one piece of advice I can give is this:
For some reason they just really like the towels folded in thirds.
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I can’t remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6, and 500 as Roman numerals!
IM LIVID.



























