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parking across two spots in a 2011 altima like somebody out here tryna ding that thing

two days later and her nail marks still all down my back

how many dinners you paying for before she gotta come back to the crib

ain't even get my jacket off before she had me on the couch. driver left the food at the door and we ain't touch it till 11

pulling up to the drive thru with 4 people in the car and nobody know what they want. y'all had the whole ride over

how many times a week you need it before you start acting funny

had her against the hallway wall with my keys still hanging in the door

bro car note $780, rent $650, and he still hitting the group chat for gas money

how many minutes late she get on a first date before you get up and leave

she asked for water, a towel and a minute in that order

how much you really spending on doordash a week

walking in the barbershop at 6:55 when they close at 7 asking for a fade and a design. go home

had her gripping the headboard so hard the picture fell off the wall

invite only had your name on it and you still brought a plus one to the wedding. go eat in the car

how many rounds you really got in you on a good night

every pic on your dating profile is a group shot and i'm supposed to guess which one you are. automatic left

she pulled me in the guest room at her cousin birthday party and we missed the whole cake

leaving your cart dead in the middle of the aisle to go look at yogurt 3 rows down should get you banned from the store

how much gotta be in your checking before you stop looking at prices at the register