THAT IS A $200 PLASMA SCREEN TV YOU JUST KILLED

I promised to pay a bunch of kids’ college tuition then couldn’t follow through a decade later. They got laptop batteries instead.

the accuracy

I knew exactly what to do. But in a much more real sense, I had no idea what to do.

guys: “girls are so dramatic” guys when their game lags:

Scott’s Thots

WHERE ARE THE TURTLES?

She is not yo ho no mo.

2024 in a nutshell

The real secret to being an Olympic-level sprinter

finally a remake I can get behind

who did this 😂

Never forget

relevant in my life yet again

It’s not me. It’s you.

It’s Britney bitch.

Real recognize real ✊🏽

She’s not yo ho no mo.

PARKOUR!!!