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On the #ChiefsKingdom bandwagon since 1989. Jazz Chisholm is still a bitch. Almost exclusively at https://nitter.gq/t.co/o6VkcjGFAi

Omaha, NE
Joined August 2018
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WHAT THE FUCK IS A CARPET SNAKE
I've heard of carpet snakes, but this is wild Writer: Ian
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Apparently there’s a lady named Dana White who is an DoD public affairs assistant and I guarantee you someone recommended her to Trump and he thought they meant UFC Dana White and nobody is allowed to correct him lol
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WHAT AN INSANE ENDING THE FAKE INCOMPLETE PASS
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Holy shit 🤣🤣
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Dear Black Friday - We all have big TVs. Put groceries on sale.
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Mississippi rolling 20 minutes late into class with an iced coffee and telling everyone how “traffic was horrible!” this morning
MS U.S. Senate Bolivar County New Votes: 🔵 Colom +184 (74.2%) 🔴 Hyde-Smith +61 (24.6%) Colom now leads Hyde-Smith by 1,936 votes statewide, according to the AP.
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It sure as shit fucking mattered when you played against the Raiders in a meaningless game to get your bonus #Chiefs
Chris Jones (0.5 sacks this year): "I don't play for stats. I mean, sacks are huge, can't say nothing, but I don't play for stats. I play for letters. W and L. Most important thing is winning. That's the most important thing."
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Yards per route run leaders this year (min. 40 routes): 1. Jaxon Smith-Njigba (3.96) 2. Emmett Johnson (3.95) Yes. Emmett Johnson. The Chiefs running back. @FantasyPtsData
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This has been a bad week for the Chiefs and press conferences. -Reid and whatever the hell that was on Monday -Mahomes saying they have the QB sneak in the playbook and just haven't found the scenario to use it -Toub saying that they have to exhaust everything with Butker as he continues to cost us games -Now Chris Jones saying sacks don't matter They certainly fucking mattered when you insisted on playing into the 3rd quarter of a Week 18 game against the Raiders (that did not matter) so you could get your fucking bonus.
Chris Jones (0.5 sacks this year): "I don't play for stats. I mean, sacks are huge, can't say nothing, but I don't play for stats. I play for letters. W and L. Most important thing is winning. That's the most important thing."
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Certainly this is the Blue Wave people keep talking about right?
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WR 1 filed for bankruptcy WR 2 broke his ankle LG beefing with head coach Kicker can’t make shit Special teams coach special GM still hasn’t made a trade 44 million DT has 0.5 sacks
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I will pay you ten million dollars if you can prove any of this
Oh sure. The Mississippi Senate race is now also miraculously competitive with Democrat Scott Colom tallying numbers that will exceed Kamala's 2024 turnout. This is called Voter Fraud. And every Republican politician and RW pundit is afraid to say it.
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Speaker Hakeem Jeffries.
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TRUMP CANCELS PUBLIC APPEARANCES
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We have to say “Mississippi” after each number
Wtf takes Mississippi so gahdamn long to count votes??
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Every single one of you motherfuckers who stuck with Trump after January 6, 2021. Got a long memory.
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2026 PitchingNinja Award for Best Reaction by an Umpire after Losing Consecutive ABS Challenges. 🤣🏆 Winner: Laz Díaz (and Salvy)
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47 seats: self-delete 48 seats: pills/booze 49 seats: booze/pills 50 seats: depression 51 seats: Etsy witch Fetterman possession 52 seats: pronouns in email 53 seats: all teachers are drag queens 54 seats: everyone is now LGBTQIA 55 seats: Mar-a-Lago becomes a Planned Parenthood
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