@DadJokeMan

Jokes, puns & funny stuff which makes me laugh & hopefully others too! Not always original, just trying to get through life with a smile!

 England, United Kingdom
Joined August 2016
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The Dad Joke Man retweeted
Pastor Shapes@pastorshapesOct 20
Replying to @MartinSLewis
Go and guard the Musée d'Orsay. You can be the Monet Saving Expert.
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The Dad Joke Man retweeted
The Dad Joke Man@DadJokeMan21 Sep 2020
Happy ‘Earth, Wind and Fire’ Day!! #21stSeptember
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The Dad Joke Man@DadJokeMan27 Dec 2023
You there boy, when’s bin day?!
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You there boy, when’s bin day?!
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I was going to have Bucks Fizz for breakfast this morning but I'm having trouble making my mind up... #MerryChristmas
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I got “Bonopoly” last Christmas, it's a very similar game to the original but the streets have no names...
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Dads watching kids open Christmas presents from ‘Mum & Dad’ when they have no idea what it is they have bought them…
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I'm releasing a Christmas single this year called 'Lets all Feed the World and let them know its Christmas Time'. People ask me how I get away with Plagiarism, I tell them it's as simple as ripping off a Band Aid.
The Dad Joke Man@DadJokeMan13 Dec 2023
I'm bringing out a version of the Band Aid song... ‘Duvet Know It's Christmas?’ It's a cover...
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I'm bringing out a version of the Band Aid song... ‘Duvet Know It's Christmas?’ It's a cover...
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If you see this car ring the police, It's stollen.
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Hosanna in Excel sheets!
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Did you know that if you have a breakdown in an electric car you can still use the AA… However if it's a small electric car you have to use the AAA.
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I’m going to have to return the camouflage jacket I bought last week... I just can’t see myself wearing it.
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BREAKING NEWS! Storm Ciaran has blown the roof off our local cheese factory... There's de brie everywhere. #storm #StormCiaran
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I spent my entire life savings on pasta. It was worth every penne. #NationalPastaDay #InternationalPastaDay
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Lord Nelson was about 5ft 6. His statue is 17ft 4. That’s Horatio of about 3:1 #TrafalgarDay
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I have decided that from the start of next week I am going to dress as a different kind of bread every day. Roll on Monday!
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Apologies for the angry post…
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The Dad Joke Man retweeted
Mind
@MindCharity10 Oct 2023
Today is #WorldMentalHealthDay 🌍 And it’s time for action. Take that first step to getting help. Or share this post and help us reach someone who really needs to see it 💙
Reach out this World Mental Health Day Mind logo with phone number 03001233393 open 9am-6pm weekdays. Samaritans logo with phone number 116 123 always open Campaign Against Living Miserably logo with phone number 0800 58 58 58 open 5pm- midnight If you're in Wales: C.A.L.L logo with phone number 0800132 737 always open If you're under 25: The Mix logo with phone number 0808 808 4994 open 4pm -11pm weekdays

ALT Reach out this World Mental Health Day Mind logo with phone number 03001233393 open 9am-6pm weekdays. Samaritans logo with phone number 116 123 always open Campaign Against Living Miserably logo with phone number 0800 58 58 58 open 5pm- midnight If you're in Wales: C.A.L.L logo with phone number 0800132 737 always open If you're under 25: The Mix logo with phone number 0808 808 4994 open 4pm -11pm weekdays

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As lonely as it feels when you’re struggling with your Mental Health please know you’re not alone. Today is World Mental Health Day, but every day we should talk about our mental health. #WorldMentalHealthDay #MentalHealth @allontheboard – at London, England
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