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@Daeffiston

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Joined December 2023
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When the last several Harry Potter books were released, we had midnight book launches attended by millions. Children, in some cases very young, finished these 700 & 800 page books in a single day. And now people are telling me I made it up, that this couldn’t ever have happened.
𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 (@AbakpaJob) profile picture𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉
@AbakpaJobNov 6
Millennials, what was considered completely NORMAL in 2005 that would be absolutely unhinged today?
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Annie (@isthisannie) profile picture
Annie@isthisannie17h
can’t believe Imran Khan’s BP is at 190, his entire family including his sisters are in jail, his sons fear he’ll be killed soon… and no one in this country cares…
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Real Twitter users don't give a damn about getting 0 likes, it's not a social network for us. It's our personal journal.
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Remember when they killed bin Laden and people said hey can we see the body and the US military said no we gave him a ceremonial muslim burial at sea what
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"you attract what you fear" aaaaaahhhhh dominant man with left of center politics
Nia 🌸 (@Niawins_) profile pictureNia 🌸@Niawins_21h
"you attract what you fear" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH A JOB WITH HIGH SALARY AND FRIENDLY ENVIROMENT
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Rose (@NukeBushwick) profile pictureRose
@NukeBushwickNov 5
I went to an elite research university and all I got were downwardly mobile liberal friends and rich right -wing international student Instagram mutuals.
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i tell random things to random people, i might be broke af or rich. you’ll never know
Shaheryar Khan (@canikickit101) profile pictureShaheryar Khan@canikickit10122h
It’s literally disrespectful to ask someone’s income, y’all need to educate yourselves before dreaming about working abroad.
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i have words but i won’t say
໊ (@addictionfemme) profile picture໊@addictionfemmeNov 5
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tag yourselves
Saad. (@SaadInCyber) profile pictureSaad.@SaadInCyber14h
Guide for interacting with Pak Twitter 🇵🇰 = Paki (default) 🇵🇰🇵🇸🔻🪂 = based Paki 🇵🇰🌐 = 2 nuerons. One borrowed from hoodhbhoi, other from NFP 🇵🇰🇬🇧 = Thinks Allah is too chill, he is here to correct it 🇵🇰🇺🇸 = Sells shariah compliant shirk 🇵🇰🇮🇱 = 100 rupe wali randi ka bacha
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i bet you shower naked pervert
𝗂𝗏𝖺𝗇 (@lovedfangs) profile picture𝗂𝗏𝖺𝗇@lovedfangsNov 5
I bet you're naked under your clothes pervert
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Situationship…no…that’s my microboyfriend
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me and my gymshark jacket from 2013 against the world 😭
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my calls with my niece are so wholesome, i can’t deal with the cuteness 🥺
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@oxwali20h
Critical & urgent!! My aunt Rubina Khan's statement about my mother, @DrUzma_KhanPK, held in Kot Lakhpat jail: "I have received information from inside Kot Lakhpat jail, through informal sources, that my sister Uzma Khan's blood pressure is also shooting up and she is not receiving any medical treatment. This is not natural. Like her other siblings, her blood pressure has always been genetically low to normal. The family has received no information from jail authorities. She had a heart valve replacement and her condition is vulnerable. She should be seen urgently by a cardiologist."
– Rubina Khan This is very serious. My mother has a replaced heart valve and her blood pressure is rising with no treatment. The authorities must let her see her own doctor immediately. @UNHumanRights @UN @amnesty @amnestysasia @hrw @HRCP87
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Safiya (@HeySafiya) profile picture
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@HeySafiya21h
when i start using my own money and realize how expensive i am
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Ich will die haben, vor meinen Kollegen benutzen und genau in deren Gesichtern sehen wie die denken ich hätte nun komplett den Verstand verloren
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@silenciofloralNov 5
A KIKO Milano simplesmente fez uma collab com a STABILO pra lançar um lip tint em formato de marca texto?? São cinco cores diferentes, com acabamento matte e uma embalagem quase idêntica a da Stabilo.
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why is this being suggested to me?
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black mirror is a documentary.
Brian Atlas (@BrianAtlas) profile pictureBrian Atlas
@BrianAtlasNov 5
This is why I hate social media
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don’t do it, screwed all my career progress because i had the sudden urge to be a waapistani in 2021 🤡
Ahmad Nawaz Sukhera (@ansukhera) profile pictureAhmad Nawaz Sukhera@ansukheraNov 5
It’s time for a generational change in Pakistan too! Would love to see youngsters in 30s & 40s, with strong academic & professional credentials, coming in our parliament too… & not just nepo-kids, pls! It’s time for the next generation to bring in fresh ideas to improve our lot!
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took me a year and a half to recover 😭
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i laugh at every single thing tbh because what even was that?? 😭
Diana 🍎 (@nermalicious2) profile pictureDiana 🍎@nermalicious2Nov 3
Does anyone else have trauma that's objectively kind of funny
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