Random Scott The Woz Quotes

“…It’s f**king Mario Kart again!” (Scott, Mario Kart 7)

“And ever since that decision, Nintendo has always been number one.” *buzzer* “Two.” *buzzer* “Three.” *buzzer* “One.” *buzzer* “Wii U.” (Scott, Nintendo 64: Nintendo’s Best Mistake)

“Atari said ‘f**k it’ and gave us a button and a stick.” (Scott, Game Controllers)

“I like Gex.” “You mean this” *holds up a copy of Gex* “No no, the lizard.” (Jeb and Scott, Borderline Forever)

“It was either ban screaming or ban recycling, and what can I say? The holidays won me over.” “It’s October.” (Jerry and Scott, Horror Games) Happy Halloween!

“I died!” (Jeb, The Great Mysteries Of Gaming)

“Wasn’t that the guy who said f**k in Mario Golf?” (Steel Wool, The Great Mysteries In Gaming)

“Where’s the f**king?!” (Scott, We Dare)

“Where’s the spanking game?!” (Scott, We Dare)

“I played Mario Party minigames sexier than this!” (Scott, We Dare)

“I just wanna watch the f**king Ant Bully.” (Scott, Movies for Game Consoles)

“Nah that would be Game Boy Advance Video.” (Scott, Movies for Game Consoles)

“Put your damn hands down!” (Scott, Mobile Games On Console)

“Yeah, okay. I wanna f**k a font. Who doesn’t?” (Scott, We Dare)

“F**KING END THE CHANNEL ALREADY!” (Scott, The WiiWare Chronicles V)

“But I want a deal and more space for my feet.” (Scott, Value Pack Games)

“I didn’t know it’s a slur I thought it was an insult.” (Scott, Gamer Products)