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I was fired from Twitter this morning. I was responsible for the timeline refreshing the second you saw a good tweet.

why pay $8 for a blue checkmark when you can pay $6 for a monthly marg?

taco bell employee gave me my order and said ‘see you again tomorrow'

if you wanna see the true character of person watch the way they treat someone who can't do anything for them.

DATA WING is genuinely one of the most underrated mobile games ever. A proper 5-star experience that deserves way more recognition. More people need to play this game.

37M views and only 16K likes. Meanwhile, some of us struggle to get 100K views despite having better engagement. Why does X give ads insane reach but organic posts have to fight for every impression?

Calvin Klein really brought Jude Bellingham into my home and started causing trouble 😭

good friend is late 20s. in shape, has £10,000 a year, lives in a fine house with some of the finest woods in the country. but he’s consistently ghosted, ignored, or told “you’re the last man in the world i could be prevailed upon to marry.” modern women are broken.

I hate seeing fine shi "😭😭😭" because a guy 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

my dad keeps ranting about how colleges can’t teach shakespeare and milton anymore because of woke and nothing will convince him that’s not true, not even the fact that i teach shakespeare and milton at a college

Calvin Klein (CK) might have just made a mistake with this Jude Bellingham poster because it's about to cause traffic jams in every major city worldwide.

not sure why hamnet tries to appeal to modern audiences with “grief” when shakespeare’s play centers on an issue much more relevant today: a dispute over land belonging to denmark.