X is an ongoing multivariant cognitive test in the skill of discerning seriosness from satire. That some of the best in the business can still get got will never not be amusing. – at Minneapolis, MN
imagine being the great @JulieBorowski and getting the even greater @adamcarolla to fall for your troll, only for this POS to ruin your fun:
🌠We're going learn at some point this acct is being ran by a grizzled old smartass 'Nam vet named Floyd – at Minneapolis, MN
I voted Democrat in California! Xavier Becerra will carry on Governor Gavin Newsom's great leadership.
Don't believe the lies. California is safer because of Democratic policies.
We believe in rehabilitation, not incarceration. People make mistakes. Sometimes they make the same mistakes over and over again.
Everyone deserves another chance, especially if they pinky swear they won't do it again. 💙🗳️
🥲 – at Minneapolis, MN
Dear Yankees, if you need another reason to cancel those flights or turn the rental car around before you hit the state line, here it is. 🚨
Our coastlines are no longer safe for your fragile, paper-thin pale skin. What you’re looking at is a scene locals will tell you happens at every tourist beach in Florida once the temperature drops and the northern blood starts circulating. The sharks and gators have developed a very specific taste for it and now actively patrol the shallows looking for feet with Birkenstock tan lines and ankles still carrying the faint scent of airport Starbucks. Here you see two of our most dangerous apex predators actively fighting over the remaining scraps of a fake service poodle while the family from Colorado’s non-binary son films the whole catastrophe hoping he can file a lawsuit against the local wildlife for DEI hate crimes.
Us locals know which beaches are still safe. We also know which ones only look safe until the first person from New Jersey steps in past their knees. No, we will not tell you the difference. Enjoy the shallows. 🐊🦈
Bravo – at Minneapolis, MN
Recently I’ve seen a lot of people complaining about being asked to clean an Airbnb when they’ve already paid a cleaning fee
As a host, I find this attitude quite worrying
My wife and I rent out the apartment in Germany. We charge a €145 cleaning fee, and we still expect guests to:
1. Strip the beds and start a wash, separating whites from colours
2. Wash, dry and put away all dishes
3. Sweep and mop the floors
4. Take out all rubbish, separating paper, cardboard, clear glass, coloured glass, plastics, metal, organic waste and residual waste
5. Take bottles with a deposit to the supermarket return machine.
6. Send photos showing the apartment is ready before the 8:30am checkout
These tasks must be completed before departure. If you have an early flight, allow time the evening before
The cleaning fee pays for professional cleaning. It does not pay for someone to pick up after you
Here in Europe, we teach children to leave a place as they found it
I don’t think it’s unreasonable to expect the same from adults on holiday
Some of you people aren't able to see the hyuge potential upside here.
1) She's already publicly pledged her undying loyalty to it
2) The place is screaming for a bold, strong, fierce, passionate leader
3) We've already paid for it 3x over
TYFYATTM 🫡🇺🇸🇸🇴 – at Minneapolis, MN
The INXS guy? – at Minneapolis, MN
Replying to @MrAndyNgo
Read my report about the trans satanic cult leader who victimized potentially thousands of children: ngocomment.com/p/trans-leade…
Well hey there, doll face, can I buy you a drink? Ya know, I don't like to brag, but – at Minneapolis, MN
I was leading Heinz Ketchup when Dip N Squeeze came out.
It was a massive upgrade from ketchup packets. Consumers LOVED it.
Problem was we couldn’t get any of the big fast-food players on board.
Dip N Squeeze was 3-5x (I forget the exact numbers) more expensive than packets, and they were free for customers.
The key question was “does having Dip N Squeeze drive more volume?”, thus justifying the incremental cost.
It was nearly impossible to prove. Every penny matters to these operators, so every sales meeting was the same. “We love it, but no.”
Chick Fil A was the only yes.
They didn’t need “proof”. They operated under the assumption simply giving their customers a better experience would pay off in the long run. Incremental cost be damned.
Their conviction was impressive.
They viewed every decision thru the lens of their customer. A much different approach from the other big players.
I assume they treated countless other decisions the same way.
This was ~15 years ago. CFA has been on quite the run since.
(separate but related, I believe being a private co is a massive competitive advantage for CFA)
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Dan Reese claims he "was leading Heinz Ketchup when Dip N Squeeze came out" ~2011, but has described himself as an MBA intern at Heinz then. Reports show Chick-fil-A and Dairy Queen used the packets early on, with others testing.
x.com/DanReese21/sta…
cbsnews.com/news/reinvente…
linkedin.com/in/dan-reese-3…
codypeakadv.com/about-us/dan-r…
I don't care what Fred said about Esther, she deserved far better than to be dumped at the local waste transport station 😢
(books found with Esther's earthly remains, there's alot to process here)
Louis φ retweeted
Let them eat Bentleys
The Bentley dealership in Ukraine's capital leads all of Europe in sales.
See: powerlineblog.com/archives/2…
Warning sign, warning sign
I hear it, but I pay it no mind
Hear my voice, hear my voice
It's saying something and it's not very nice
Pay attention, pay attention
Talking to you and I hope you're concentrating
Ils veulent simplement des classes plus petites et des livres! – at Minneapolis, MN
⚠️🔴 À REGARDER JUSQU'À LA FIN
JE NE PEUX PAS DÉCRIRE CE QUE JE VIENS DE VIVRE À MARSEILLE.
#17octobre
If only there was a fella with another journalisming outfit that could bird dog this story
State of Minnesota is hiding data on labor grants from the feds:
The feds want to know whether MN DEED spent $210 million on jobs programs for workers who, you know, actual exist.
Basic stuff like that.
americanexperiment.org/state…
– at Minneapolis, MN
Two Christian groups were paid $62M to resettle tens of thousands of Somalis in Minnesota trib.al/Bu7ZnU0
History 101 in the coming *Golden Age:
The story of the stories behind the stories is always the story
*turbulence expected on the journey – at Minneapolis, MN
Somali immigration: the backstory
Now it can be told how federal tax dollars underwrote a refugee inflow that flipped Minnesota's politiics.
americanexperiment.org/somal…































