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Joined April 2017
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Two months one day
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😂😂😂
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Usher and Chris Brown's Los Angeles Concert Canceled Amid Ongoing Feud Details: tmz.com/2026/11/10/usher-and…
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He gets it lmao
Virgil van Dijk organised the squad’s visit to the LFC Museum last week so the players could learn more about the club’s history and its supporters. The squad also heard from the LFC Foundation about its work in the local community before getting together for a photo on the Kop. 🔴📸
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I’m so looking forward
“Anyone's got a shot at winning.” Watch Stephan James as Carl Weathers in a new clip from #IPlayRocky – now playing in select theaters, everywhere November 20.
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Pushups easy lol
Would you rather be given $1,000,000 or get $10 for every push up you do forever?
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And people take this seriously
🇵🇹 Diogo Dalot's statistically calculated player characteristics: ✅ Strengths: 🟢 Aerial Duels 🟢 Concentration ❌ Weaknesses: 𝑷𝒍𝒂𝒚𝒆𝒓 𝒉𝒂𝒔 𝒏𝒐 𝒔𝒊𝒈𝒏𝒊𝒇𝒊𝒄𝒂𝒏𝒕 𝒘𝒆𝒂𝒌𝒏𝒆𝒔𝒔𝒆𝒔
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Smh
James Gunn's DCU plans will be mostly dismantled, excluding what has already been filmed. (Source: @PuckNews)
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LMAO
i hanged myself when i was 6 i pretended to be an astronaut in space and i saw they had rope-like things connected to their suits but i didnt want to tie it around my stomach because i would get bad stomachaches back then so i tied the rope around my neck and jumped off the porch
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LMAO they disrespect this guy too much 🥲 🐐
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Twitter, man
Jensen Huang’s wife after finding out he now likes Asian women
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Used to love these videos now I find it hard to watch cause I just get sad. I hate the Nigerian government so much
very important that you stay FRESH.
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Damn why before Liverpool
🚨 Manchester United intend to relieve Michael Carrick of duties. #MUFC say no final decision & nothing set in stone but work undertaken on replacements + multiple sources anticipate change before Liverpool. W/ @lauriewhitwell @AdamCrafton_ @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7768165…
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🥲🥲
James Gunn has shared a statement following his exit as head of DC Studios: “So, yes, I will miss the people around me, and I will miss being the co-caretaker of these great characters, but I'm also incredibly relieved and excited to get back to pure filmmaking. That's not to say Peter and I are immediately done with DC or superheroes. We have Man of Tomorrow out this summer. And we've just been engaged on another DC project which I'm writing, and we'll see where it goes after that. And, of course, the characters we set up will live on. Thank you so very, very much for embracing the characters and stories we've put on screen.”
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WAIT WHAT LMAO
James Gunn and Peter Safran will no longer run DC Studios. Jeremy Latcham, who previously served as a producer at Marvel Studios, is taking over DC. (Source: hollywoodreporter.com/movies…)
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This is wild. Smh DC we know why
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Looks like I’ll play FUT again
🚨95 DEPTH IS PATCHED!
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Only if it impacts stamina
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That pass map 😍
Mini análisis táctico de Fabinho en mi partida de #FM27 Victoria ante Fenerbahce por liga. Partidazo de Fabinho (10) jugando de mediocentro y bajando a la base para arrancar las jugadas (98% de acierto en pases metió) Ahí se lo puede ver en salida. El se mete entre centrales (deberían abrirse más estos) pero me permite también que los carrileros estén super profundos y pegados a la banda. Quedando mano a mano con la línea de 4 rival. Creo que tácticamente es lo que más me gusta del equipo, eso si. Fabinho es un jugadorazo, entonces no erra un pase y falla casi nada en defensa.
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I’ve played #FM27 all weekend, in fact since release I’ve played FM every day, but this last weekend I’ve played it all day. My girl’s said I’ve got a problem 😔 #shesright
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Fermin 1-1. Atlético should be 2, 3 goals up #AtletiBarça
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Giuliano Simeone! 1-0 too easy for Atlético so far #AtletiBarça
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Julián Álvarez ??? #AtletiBarça
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