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Writer (humor, horror, haiku, senryū, tanka, kyōka), hiker, reader. Auburn University Montgomery alumnus. World's oldest wunderkind. USAF veteran. Left-handed.

Alabama, USA
Joined February 2009
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Most bullshit today isn't classy enough to be called balderdash.
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I read Nightmare Alley by William Lindsay Gresham, a 1946 novel about carnival folk and nefarious spiritualists and mediums. My favorite slang phrase for fooling the rubes was "jazzing the chump," a practice still used by politicians and propagandists on poorly informed voters.
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My annual literary miracle.
It's a Saint Patrick's Day miracle! I got drunk and read James Joyce's "Finnegans Wake" and understood every word! #StPatricksDay
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Sling blade season started this weekend and I'm ashamed to say I'm not in physical shape to clear an eighth of an acre without taking a three-day break.
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San Francisco 49ers losing quarterbacks like Spinal Tap losing drummers.
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Hiking today.
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Ever since I decided to get in track and field shape to use my college athletic eligibility my back's been tight and achy as if to say "the fuck you are."
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I'm at that age now where I'm fighting off the urge to binge watch Columbo and Murder She Wrote. I know if I start I won't stop, and the next thing I know, I'm Matlocked.
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More hiking photos.
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More hiking photos today.
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On my hike today I was stopped in my tracks by this sturdy barrier. Looks like maintenance is still ongoing in the Bigfoot habitat.
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On my hike today I had to ford a raging stream.
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Turning 60 motivated me to finally get serious about using my NCAA athletic eligibility (track and field). I started training today by doing some old man shuffles and throwing my back out.
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First hike of the year and I run across some Bigfoot stick symbols on the trail wishing everyone a happy new year! Right back atcha big fella!
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My year in books--144 total, over 38,000 pages. goodreads.com/user/year_in_b…
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Sounds of the season.
My Christmas wish is hoping the ominous drumbeat I hear issuing from the woods behind my house is nothing to be concerned about.
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A cold winter memory on a day with temperatures in the mid-seventies.
Just saw a raccoon smack a squirrel off the bird feeder with a frozen snake.
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I made a spiritual connection this Sunday morning by relaxing in my recliner, sipping a cup of coffee, and reading from the good book Dracula by Bram Stoker.
I ate a Halloween meal tonight--goth beans and cornbread. It was really black beans, and the aquafaba from the beans made the cornbread black.