UK one-liner comic. I write & post original jokes on all socials.
United Kingdom
Joined April 2012
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"I just ate a space rock"
"Did it taste meaty?"
"Oh, it was meteorite".
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If words with the same amount of letters are identical to each other, then anything is possible.
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Six years and 581 episodes later, My Time Capsule is still going strong. Thank you to everyone who has listened.
Happy Anniversary to us!!
🎂🥳
@MyTCpod
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Just listened to the brilliant one-liner comedian @DanEdisonComedy on @MyTCpod with the host with the most @fentonstevens. The back and forth repartee with @fentonstevens is a masterclass in comedy timing. Wonderful episode! linktr.ee/mytcpod – at Stockport, England
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Should you wish to take them to court, I’ll help you, I’ve handled loads of cases.
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Well done Daniel!
Seeing @RealTimVine live at 15 is how I became a comedian. Massive thanks to Tim!
Chatted about his influence and my #BGT experience on @BBCSouthNews for Live Comedy Day.
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The rising star of stand-up comedy's one-liner club, @DanEdisonComedy who won over the sceptical @BGT judges with his great jokes. Thank you @RealTimVine
Listen to @MyTCpod to discover the five things from his life Daniel would want in a time capsule?
podfollow.com/mytimecapsule
Daniel Edison, Comedian retweeted
"It was an out of body experience" - Portsmouth comedian Daniel Edison on his unflappable Britain's Got Talent audition trib.al/01Xzj6O
Daniel Edison, Comedian retweeted
My friend William is angry because I stole his hairpiece and tried to sell it.
Well I'm sorry, but I have bills to pay.
Daniel Edison, Comedian retweeted
I once saw a horrific motorway pile up where a red lorry crashed into a yellow lorry, which then hit a red lorry, which then bumped into a yellow lorry and I still find it difficult to talk about.
Daniel Edison, Comedian retweeted
“My friend has a Quality Street chocolate blocking his windpipe."
“The Purple One?”
“Yeah, that’s him.”
Daniel Edison, Comedian retweeted
Got fired from my job as editor on the new Bonnie Tyler bio-pic.
Totally clipped off the start.
Daniel Edison, Comedian retweeted
If you put Shakespeare in a room with a typewriter for an infinite amount of time, he’d eventually come up with the complete works of the Monkees
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It's hard to believe that on this day in 1234, the great thumb war was declared.