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Manchester
Joined March 2009
‘I believe you’re here to meet a 15 year old’
Marcelo Bielsa refused to engage with his World Cup photoshoot ❌
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Well that was the best penalty shoot out I’ve seen since Arsenal’s last one. A superb hatewatch.
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Sorry fellas but the Dowman red card is fully justified
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Just stumbled across this, I fear my skin has crawled away
Replying to @uksoccershop
Humphrey’s continued attempts to be ‘one of the boys’ also takes a major hit during this rather cringe-inducing piece of footage with Sir Alex Ferguson. As Jake proceeds to be left out of Fergie’s conversation, his fake laughing and looks towards the camera are pure Partridge…
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Illan Meslier plays for Arsenal?
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I had no idea Bruno Fernandes was a Facebook Ma
Bruno Fernandes liked this reel on Instagram 🧐
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First man in history to name his child after himself
Just noticed that Carragher 23’s related to Jamie Carragher, quick google search… He’s named his own son after him😂😂😂 #htafc
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Chippy is selling poppies
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Gutted I haven’t had more bites to be honest
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Thoughts on Anthony Gordon’s new hair?
Haven’t been skipping leg day 🦵
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There should be a worldwide ban on adults buying Pokemon cards - they’re a children’s toy
If you're wondering why there's never anything in B&M... Merry hill are absolute jokers. @pokemondealsuk
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Belter
Ye can stick yer Mo Salah up yer arse 🇱🇻
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Spoilers: there’s no ‘All’
▶️ 'All or Nothing: Manchester United', coming to Amazon Prime Video in 2027.

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Tsimikas or Alberto Moreno?
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Wasn’t he President of FIFA?
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Chinning a 4 pack of John Smith’s and changing the work radio station to GB Music Radio
GB News is launching GB Music Radio, a 24-hour digital station only playing artists from Great Britain and Northern Ireland, on 2 November. Chief revenue officer Ross Sergeant said this "gives advertisers something genuinely new". radiotoday.co.uk/2026/10/gb-…
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Are you fed up of unbiased mainstream media? Well… here’s biased media!
Do you trust the mainstream media to tell it like it is? We certainly don't. That's why our very own paper, the Reformer, will be hitting your doorstep soon. 🗞
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Honestly, we need to have a serious conversation about ‘extra protein’ products
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‘Milk chocolate truffle with a smooth turkey mince centre’
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This guys profile lol, AI slop final boss
Don't tell me you can't afford to eat..................................................................................AGAIN.
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