programmer, wanna-be author, moderating host of Fear the Boot RPG Podcast

St. Peters, MO
Joined July 2009
The most interesting thing to me about #Jimothy is the sharp divide he creates among people I know about whether he's cute or procyonid body horror.
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There's an episode of #RickandMorty where Rick makes a throwaway comment about having been banned from the #Nextdoor app. As someone with a profound loathing of #HOAs and neighborhood busybodies, why have they not made this episode? I need to see this fight!
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Heck, the #HarleyQuinn show did an arc about Joker versus the PTA, which is probably one of the funniest arcs they did.
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The eclipse is over. It's now safe to stare at the sun again.
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Not sure I intend to see #Aquaman2, but I cannot wait for the @AcEvAne dub of it.
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Someone needs to make a multiplayer VR version of everything in the Tron game grid.
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"There is nothing in which people more betray their character than in what they find to laugh at." -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, Elective Affinities If this is true, then to quote Butters...
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A lot of people seem impressed (or at least intrigued) that the upcoming #Oppenheimer movie will do a nuclear detonation using only practical effects. What's the big deal? We've been making mushroom clouds without CGI for almost 80 years.
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It's that special time of year when we all throw out half of a Whitman's sampler.
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It's odd how we have a subconscious stigma against doing certain things alone. The two most obvious examples I can think of are going to restaurants and movie theaters. There's also a bit of liberation once you shrug off that shame and just enjoy life in your own company.
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I've determined that Missouri is the Gen-X of states.
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So in #HarvestMoon / #StardewValley, I start with full ownership of an abandoned family farm and rebuild it. In #AnimalCrossingNewHorizons, I start off in indentured servitude to a bunch of raccoons.
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Anyone that does not use the Oxford comma should not be allowed to get the Oxford vaccine.
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When someone asks, "Do you know who I am?" you need to look at the age. If they're young, it's arrogance. If they're old, you should probably help them out.
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I felt more invested in this than the entirety of Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. youtu.be/-PdbT1NTbcE
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It's one of those days when Amazon drops off a package, and instead of putting on pants to go get it, I just turn off the porch light.
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I hate to be "that guy" but...who am I kidding, I'd love to be that guy! The new decade starts in 2021, not 2020. #NewYearsEve2020 #NewYears
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If I have nothing else in common with Murray Head, I too get my kicks above the waistline.
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