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🇦🇺🇳🇱 MAMIL 🚴 Footballer ⚽️ Firefighter 🚒 Guitarist 🎸 But I aint spending any time on it cos every 3 mths a person is torn to pieces by a crocodile in Qld

Sydney
Joined December 2009
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We've been inundated with complaints that we haven't uploaded Bob Katter's gay marriage speech, so here it is in all it's unhinged glory
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Les Chat is getting involved in Le Tour 😸🚴🏻‍♂️ #couchpeloton #sbstdf #tourcat #tourpets
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No way is that a red for Dumfries. It’s not a DOGSO, the attacker didn’t have control of the ball, it was metres away when he went down. Terrible decision. #NEDECU @OnsOranje
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Absolute worldie by Nestory #Irankunda for @WatfordFC against @stokecity today @aleaguemen #aleague
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“Constant eating and drinking, that’s what the #TourdeFrance is all about,” says Bridie. Well yes, that’s #couchpeloton #toursnacks life… wait did she mean the riders?
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If #trolldj was still with us, you know he’d be playing @ledzeppelin right now 🌁 #couchpeloton #sbstdf youtu.be/y6M3YQ_EF2E?si=9S-c…
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MAMILs: gotta shave my legs to be aero, it can mean a 7 sec difference over 45km Quinn Simmons: hold my glorious mane #couchpeloton #TDFF2025  @mwkeenan #SBSTDF @LidlTrek #TDF2025
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It’s that time again #couchpeloton #RVV25
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When you play against the @SydneyFC CEO in Men’s 045 in your own club derby and get your first win of the season 😀 #SydneyIsSkyBlue
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“It’s definitely the highest mountain in terms of altitude” And that’s why Cadel isn’t a commentator 😂 #couchpeloton
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Roses are red 🌹 The Queen Stage looks fine Pog is my #trolltips #fratl 12:29 #couchpeloton @sophoife @markrprior
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So when do we find out if SBS or any of the @LeTour infrastructure uses Crowdstrike? Could be hilarious/tragic. #couchpeloton
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Roses are red 🌹 That lake’s a rich blue 🔵 Wout is my #trolltips #fratl 1:32 #couchpeloton @sophoife @markrprior
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Roses are red 🌹 Must choose between Yates 🚴🏻‍♂️🚴🏻‍♂️ #trolltips can be Simon 👍🏻 #fratl 12:58s ⏰ #couchpeloton @sophoife @markrprior
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FIGJAM? Surely @mwkeenan knows what it stands for and @Bridie_OD is baiting him 😂 #couchpeloton #SBSTdF
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#tourcat appears to have abandoned 🤷🏻‍♂️ #couchpeloton
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“Somebody have to try it, and this person is moi!” 😂😂😂 #couchpeloton
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