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Floor Fixer, #DCFC fan living in Peterborough! Husband to an amazing wife and #dad to 3 amazing children

Joined January 2022
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Martin Dance retweeted
๐Ÿ˜ค Dale: "You're a gob with a mic trying to make a name for himself!" ๐Ÿ˜ก Simon: "Your opinion means nothing to me... go back to hugging trees!" Simon Jordan vs Forest Green owner Dale Vince got very, very heated! ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜ณ
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Thereโ€™s only two ways to get to the baseball groundโ€ฆ.
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Happy St Georges Day โค๏ธ๐Ÿค๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ
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Martin Dance retweeted
Straw Bear 2026!! ๐ŸŒพ๐Ÿป
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Every day, Nichola struggles to care for her children due to unbearable back pain. Her medical battles are taking a toll on her family. Your support can make a real difference. Please consider donating or sharing her story to help fund her surgery. Every bit helps! gofund.me/00195dc4b
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NO MORE INTERNATIONAL BREAKS UNTIL MARCH!!!๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿคฉ
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Martin Dance retweeted
Get Starmer OUT!
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He was right. This offended many people, but he was right.
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I am not safe to get on a train. I am not safe to walk my dog. I am not safe to go to a Christmas market. I am not safe to go to an Ariana Grande pop concert. I am not safe to send my kids to a Taylor Shift dance class. I am not safe at the Manchester Synagogue. I am not safe to walk over London Bridge. I am not safe to walk over Westminster Bridge. I am not safe to walk over London Bridge again. I am not safe to walk over Westminster Bridge again. I am not safe at the Liverpool Women's hospital. I am not safe in Sir David Amess constituency surgery. I am not safe at Glasgow Airport. I am not safe on the London Underground or Red Buses.
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Who made this? ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Martin Dance retweeted
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง
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Spot on ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
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Definitely one for @IfindWankers.
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In 2008 Ricky Hatton fought at the Etihad Stadium (then called City of Manchester Stadium) and this is how he walked out. Legend ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿฉต
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The view from the away end! ๐Ÿคฉ @AndiWeimann
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Isnโ€™t that the truth ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Martin Dance retweeted
Carlton Morris at FT to the rest of the team yesterday #dcfc
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