Just Dandy 🐱 retweeted
I just pitched a major TV producer my idea for a reality show where six CEOs have to survive for 30 days on the wages they pay their lowest-paid workers.
He said the network would reject it because the living conditions would be considered inhumane.
Just Dandy 🐱 retweeted
It doesnt matter if youve been visibly getting worse day after day for a whole year people will expect you to act like a functional person even though youre doing your best to not have 2 mental breakdowns a day and failing
Just Dandy 🐱 retweeted
NO amount of budgeting is going to make up for the fact that we do not make enough money for this economy
Just Dandy 🐱 retweeted
I finally figured out why I'm still single.
Apparently, you have to go outside, socialize and post pictures of yourself online so people know you exist.
Yeah, no.
Una familia llamó a sus perros para que entraran en casa al sonar la alarma de tornado… y una capibara aprovechó para colarse detrás de ellos
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Video is AI, the original is a deer
x.com/IllogicalLying…
Just Dandy 🐱 retweeted
Zahnarzt: Sie putzen falsch
Chef: du arbeitest falsch
Eltern: du lebst falsch
Frauen: falsch
Verkäufer im schnapsladen: Ausgezeichnete Wahl!
Denkt mal drüber nach
Just Dandy 🐱 retweeted
I constantly think about this guy in the developer commentary who just talks about how he hates his ex-wife 🤧



























