Procrastinator. Occasional Art. Found object collector.
UK
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Bravo #morrisons your shops are pretty shit but your Xmas advert is best in class.
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#mastermind game of two halves - that. Bet oven cleaner guy was gripping his Brillo towards the end.
The poor judgement floodgates are now well and truly open following Brand’s conviction. Probably a fair number of rightfully anxious celebs right now. Expecting backtracking of epic proportions. The PR folks will be revising their hourly rates as we speak. What a world!
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The thing that’s troubling me most today is why, in the opening credits of ‘Poirot’ a LNER train steams past Battersea Power Station. It’s really not too late to put this right, guys.
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It’s depressing that there are now multiple generations of folk who don’t know cheese and onion crisps = green packet.
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That moment when you check @SW_Help for trouble on the line before your commute - see ‘disruption expected until’ and just know it’s gonna be an all-dayer. 8:00: 10:00: 13:00. People using SWR for work cannot guarantee arrival in the office on any particular day. Just not fit FP.
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Ok. Fairs. Josh Widecombe skit with the poison dart. Funny stuff. Some will say I’m easily pleased. I say, get stuffed. Josh is a keeper. #strictly
DandyWriting retweeted
Passengers don’t care who owns the trains, they want a working railway. @SW_Help
With the PM’s rail summit due later this year, SWR needs a published contract and clear KPIs.
Article with our comments, Will Forster MP, Christian Wolmar and the DfT. 🔽
yahoo.com/news/politics/arti…
DandyWriting retweeted
we are officially weeks away from the sun setting at 4:30 pm. please begin mentally preparing to eat your dinner in the pitch black.
#StrictlyComeDancing There’s a weird bullshit vibe coming from a couple of the judges towards Jaime Winstone. And I’m not having it… all votes going in her direction tonight.
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I THINK TERRY MAY BE A CLOUD SHOUTER
I'M A MAN CITY FAN & NO WE SHOULD NOT BE STRIPPED OF THE TROPHIES THAT WE'VE WON, IF ANYTHING THEN GIVE US A FINE & A POINTS DEDUCTION & IF FANS OF ARSENAL, MAN UTD, LIVERPOOL & CHELSEA OR ANY OTHER CLUB & THIS WAS YOUR TEAM BEING ACCUSED OF THE CHARGES WOULD YOU SAY ALL THIS
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Exactly this 👇@swtrains_watch
In denial. We travel in hope rather expectation, allow plenty of time for trips and dont stay out too late. How many days per week/month does the service in general run to a reasonable level? Its not helped by the NR infrastructure or is it GBR. 🤷🏻
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Whatever motive Diana’s brother has for doing this now, I think I believe every word. This is epic ‘A dish best served cold’ territory. Been a long time coming - I reckon.
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