@DangerChris

“One of the funniest people alive.” - @alindsey4 (this profile no longer exists)

 Alabama, USA
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Joined January 2008
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Dear, @MTV Only one thing can salvage 2020...Rock And Jock basketball with Dan Cortese. This is your 25 point shot.
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Me every time I remember to wash my face.
Barstool Sports
@barstoolsports26 Feb 2023
11 years ago today. A moment in sports that will be remembered for generations.
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Holy Cow at the bots that jumped on this.
Chris West (Not A Parody)@DangerChris13 Feb 2023
Seems like my account has been locked because of unusual activity. Can you see this?
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Seems like my account has been locked because of unusual activity. Can you see this?
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Is the Venn Diagram for kids who had ADHD in the 80s-90s and kids who “didn’t live up to their potential” basically a circle?
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People who don’t pace constantly during a phone call…how?
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Mariah Carey
@MariahCarey1 Nov 2022
IT’S TIME!!! 🎄☃️ #MariahSZN

IT'S TIME!

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Brandon Stiles@brandonstiles8 Nov 2021
Something that won't ever leave me: So the opening yell of "Crazy Train" ("All abooooooard, ha ha ha ha ha") is Ozzy Osbourne. However, it also sounds exactly like @tomhanks
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Dragon Fruit is so disappointing.
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Beth Moore
@BethMooreLPM6 Sep 2022
I’m telling you right now, Jesus is gonna be so faithful to you. Don’t fear what’s ahead. Face forward. Chin up. Put one foot in front of the other. His grace will be there—abounding, outlasting—when you need it. HE will be there.
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CONSEQUENCE
@consequence3 Sep 2022
Taylor Hawkins' 16-year-old son, Shane, does his father proud as he sits behind the kit for @FooFighters' performance of "My Hero." #FooFighters #TaylorHawkinsTribute xitter.cf/patrickfranca/status/1…
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Raising twins is weird. It’s a constant reminder that similarity is not sameness.
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Y’all. Pray for educators. If you can sign up to be a substitute consider it. They need, at least, more support.
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Joshin and Jokien
@joshcarlosjosh29 Aug 2022
but they were, all of them, deceived, for another ring was made
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Rich Villodas@richvillodas23 Aug 2022
How to live a miserable life in one step: Compare your life (your house, car, job, church, children, gifts, accomplishments, etc) to others.
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Y’all. I gotta get a diagnosis.
ADHD Jesse
@adhdjesse13 Aug 2022
The ADHD urge to think “there’s a better way to do this” and feel compelled to figure out that new way immediately, no matter how long it takes.
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An incredible story told beautifully.
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How Aldi finds their toilet paper. youtu.be/u6QzM4aFjjg
My friends don’t appreciate my art. This is Wasiel Puigi.
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Waaaapuigi!
Anybody ever feel like you never forget anything but you also cannot actively force your brain to remember anything and it takes some random outside prompt to know that six years ago some person explained math in a way you could understand?
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