Daniel David

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Who else noticed all Cristiano Ronaldo 🇵🇹🐐ballon d'or wins are in top 8 1. Cristiano Ronaldo 2008 2. Lionel Messi 2012 3. Cristiano Ronaldo 2017 4. Lionel Messi 2023 5. Cristiano Ronaldo 2016 6. Cristiano Ronaldo 2014 7. Lionel Messi 2015 8. Cristiano Ronaldo 2013 He is him 🇵🇹🐐

Bookmark this post Manchester United will walk away with 3 points at Stamford Bridge on Saturday 3-1 score

You mean Arsenal got knocked out by the team sitting 18th in League Two yesterday, and nobody is treating it like a national emergency? 😭😭 If that was Manchester United, the media would be running 24/7 coverage, demanding sackings and declaring the club finished. The double standards are actually insane. 💀

So, what’s next for Bruno Fernandes and Matheus Cunha if Michael Carrick remains in charge? Will he continue to bench them, or can they reconcile and put their differences aside? 👀 And what about Marcus Rashford? Where does he fit into all this? 🤔

He is lucky the thief didn't win the World Cup

Here is a full ballon d'or list including the winner Harry Kane

BREAKING: A former Tottenham player has won the Ballon d’Or before any former or current Arsenal or Chelsea player ever has. 😭🏆

Mbappe had 48% chances of winning the ballon d'or

🚨 BREAKING: HARRY KANE WINS THE 2026 BALLON D’OR! 🏆🏴 After years of waiting, the English striker has finally reached the top of world football! 🌍👑 HARRY KANE IS THE BEST PLAYER IN THE WORLD! 🥇🔥

So they finally agreed it's an official award

🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Mikel Arteta has been ROBBED at the Ballon d’Or! 😭😭💔 Man was robbed of a corner kick and the prestigious Haramball Trophy. 😭💀

🚨 BREAKING NEWS: The Women’s Coach of the Year is a MAN. 😭😭😭💀

Who are these clowns at @CBSSportsGolazo calling the fat Ronaldo the “original Ronaldo”? 😭😂 Who came up with that nonsense? There’s only ONE Ronaldo, and that’s Cristiano Ronaldo. Put some respect on the name! 🐐🇵🇹

The funny even if we went 8 games without a win but I don't see us losing to Chelsea

In our worst start to a season since 1987, you won’t believe we’re only 14 points behind title favourites Manchester City and Arsenal. 😭😭 Imagine how bad we’d be if we were actually playing good football. 💀😂

Fuck every United fan in Europe, particularly those in the UK, because you’ve played a part in the mess our club is in today. You’re always shouting “Glazers Out,” complaining about the owners, protesting online, and demanding change, but when it’s time to take real action, suddenly everyone goes quiet. You keep turning up at Old Trafford, filling the stadium, buying shirts, spending money at the club shop, and giving these owners your hard-earned money while expecting them to change out of goodwill. Why would they change when you continue funding the very system you claim to hate? You can’t keep feeding the monster and then complain that it’s destroying your club. Your voices mean nothing if your actions contradict your words. Look at what other fanbases have done when they wanted change. Yet United fans have allowed years of mismanagement, poor decisions, declining standards, and embarrassment to become normal. Supporting Manchester United doesn’t mean blindly giving the owners your money regardless of what they do. Sometimes, real loyalty means making sacrifices for the future of your club. Stop the empty chants. Stop the endless complaining without consequences. If you genuinely want the Glazers out, be prepared to hit them where it hurts: their pockets. You cannot demand change while continuing to finance the people preventing it. Enough is enough. Manchester United deserves better. 🔴

BRUNO FERNANDES on the bench?

If you wanna disrespect my club, do it to my face. Don’t just stand there and say Manchester United haven’t won a game since cars started flying 😭😭💀