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MIKE

@DankWilliamsJr_

a generation born to witness the end of the world

Joined February 2014
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Caring about your birthday past the age of 21 is pretty gay, just saying
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@MasculinePeakOct 30
A lot of men live like this, but nobody calls it abuse.
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So, basically, 500 million Europeans expect 300 million Americans to protect them from 120 million Russians who can’t even defeat 40 million Ukrainians while those 500 million Europeans don’t even realize they are being conquered by 2 billion Muslims who claim they are being persecuted by 8 million Israelis. Is that about right? 1
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the nhl is out here making mario star power edits of natemac 😭
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There exist a world completely parallel and different than the one normal people live in
Rolling Stone (@RollingStone) profile pictureRolling Stone
@RollingStoneOct 27
Rolling Stone Presents The 200 Greatest Rock Songs of the 21st Century So Far 🎸 From dance-floor glam to gritty punk, from psychedelic jams to acoustic storytellers, and more. Behold, our list ⬇️ rollingstone.com/music/music…
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My greatest fear about marriage is that I'll be working long long days and she'll just be at home marinating her brain in this stuff
Ezydu (@ezradulis) profile pictureEzydu@ezradulisOct 21
"Call Her Daddy" host Alex Cooper & actress Sophia Bush: if a woman is questioning whether she can do better than her current husband, "the answer is always yes." "This idea that it's too late or you're too old, or who are you to want more, that's patriarchy. That is crazy."
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Your universe has no meaning to them. They will not try to understand. They will make a fire with your 1st edition Charizard.
L'infoduNord (@INFODUNORD) profile pictureL'infoduNord
@INFODUNORDOct 17
INFO 🚨🇫🇷 | Des centaines de cartes Pokémon retrouvées éparpillées sur plusieurs mètres dans les rues de Lille, après l’incendie du magasin « Le Coin des Barons ».
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Leftists when you execute a mass shooter instead of a podcaster
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Sami Gold (@souljagoyteller) profile pictureSami Gold
@souljagoytellerOct 8
Just performative cruelty
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Life as a fan of the Colorado Avalanche
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Keep your head up around Josh Manson #GoAvsGo
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Nate is gonna do that thing McDavid does and win all the trophies this year
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Man gas is really expensive, I better vote for the import millions of foreigners a year party.
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Bungie today
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@BungieSep 21
Today, we’re sharing more about the future of Bungie, including our plans for Destiny, Marathon, and how we’re changing the way we work. Read more on Bungie.net: bung.ie/bungiefuture
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therapy is such a funny concept “wow, there are so many problems in my life. I should talk to a stupid bitch who voted for Kamala Harris”
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@9mmsmgSep 13
You're asking me what an American is Beth? I reckon it's anyone from anywhere in the world who takes an American's spot in college and likes football. It don't get no more American than that.
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Keep seeing this being passed around. So are we calling out the female hockey fans who sexually harass Celebrini (and other players) then? Or is your outrage purely performative?
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The most bizarre development in recent years is this obsession with household chores like they’re some abominable hardship. It’s the most pathetic and ridiculous form of virtue signaling.
Alcibiades (@MarkSmi70354099) profile pictureAlcibiades@MarkSmi70354099Sep 12
All the content on my instagram feed is now young dads who have adopted a hectoring and moralizing tone about “being a man” (cleaning the house after a long day at work while your wife hangs with the girls).
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