Imagine marrying Megan: *walks down the aisle* Vicar: do you take this man to be your husband? Megan: I dunno, I really like him but now you're both in front of me, it's just SO HARD. #loveisland

Sze is the worst footballer I've ever seen in my life. #wafc

It isn't even hyperbole to say there's better teams in the national league. Whitworth, Burrowes and Saydee. Only players in this squad good enough for the league we're currently in. Frightening stuff. #watch

So it did actually get to 2 nil to bring Saydee on this time. Fucking shambles this. Shite. #wafc

Caldwell is not a serious man. #wafc

Extremely bored of watching association football. #wafc

Two games in a row we've approached like Cardiff away last season. Set up to offer nothing and we've offered nothing. Not even got the gumption to get out to the ball quick enough. Not doing ourselves any favours whatsoever. #wafc

All our own doing this. #wafc

Let that be the last of Murray. I beg. #wafc

Fuck me!! 😍😅 #wafc

No coming back from this tonight. Bent over for Oxford. #wafc

Has that Nørgaard won a raffle or something? #EVECHE

Look worse than before the int' break. What the fuck have they been doing for 3 weeks? Caldwell is beginning to be pulled into the argument for me. #wafc

If a game doesn't end 0-0 we get no points. That's who we are. #wafc

Shipped 18 goals in 5 matches on FUT Champs and 19 of them have been from trying to switch to my other centre back but getting the girl who serves the pies instead @EASFCDirect #FC27

Yooo. I just got a disconnect warning because ULTIMATE TEAM chucked me out due to "high traffic on the servers". @EASFCDirect jokers.

Honest to god if I point to my defender and player switches to my CAM one more time I'm throwing my controller through a fucking wall. #fc27

People said you'd lose your head if you can't defend this year... Defending doesn't even make it into the top 5 worst things about this game. #fc27

Been hacked on @facebook so of course my account of nearly 20 years with every memory I've ever made has been PERMANENTLY banned. Nice one, Suckerberg.