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Houston Sports fans, if you could replace any one person, who would you replace?
0%Joe Espada
0%Nick Caley
0%Nick Caserio
0%Udoka/Stone
0 votes • Final resultsThis guy is totally normal and well adjusted. I’m sure the customer service for his “device” will be outstanding…
So I am going to chime in on the @DezBryant situation. I’ve had the pleasure of talking business with Dez. Business where we were not coming to an agreement. What I learned in that experience is: he doesn’t really get angry. He gets frustrated.
Frustrated people don’t threaten and attack people.
So my challenge is this: what is easier to believe? Dez, who has nothing to gain from this and a lot to lose; or two kids who were being irresponsible and trying to provoke a famous athlete, and started filming?
My thought is that they knew who he was and wanted to get him on an assault charge so they could make a bag. I think the gun talk was to try and provoke him into a physical confrontation in searching for a payday.
To be clear: I have no personal relationship with Dez, he wouldn’t remember who I was unless you brought up the specific transaction. I’m not even a Cowboys fan. I get to be unbiased and judge based on actual experiences because of it.
Can yall help the homie out? I’d be interested to know too
I need a drink. Not a sentence I say often. Not one that I really even mean.
Just saw someone announce they accepted the role I was interviewing for on LinkedIn. That sucked.
My old coworker inviting them to lunch to celebrate was the dagger.
Like he’s auditioning for a trade.
Tony Pollard among RBs in Weeks 6-7, per @SumerSports:
44 carries (1st)
205 rushing yards (1st)
182 yards after contact (1st)
3 TDs (1st)
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Hey followers and anyone else who may see this, let’s get this funded soon. $20ish dollars for a hardback book is a good price. Chipping away at this one book at a time will make a teacher’s dream come true! I did my part, now go do yours! :)
Trying to get books donated to my classroom. Any help is appreciated! I do novel studies to help get kids interested in reading and build better fluency, comprehension, and vocabulary. #BeABetterHuman #CleartheList Thank you! donorschoose.org/project/no-…
I hate seeing my friends hurt. I wish I could absorb all their pain. But since I can’t, I will do the best I can and walk beside them in kindness.
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being sexually open does not mean i'm sexually available to everyone who has access to my account.
One thing I like to do is when people come to visit, I like to cook their favorite meal as a sign of gratitude for making the effort.
Strongly recommend.
I’m at the point with the boy that he went from not eating steak to now when I grill them he eats TWO.
So if I want to have steak and eggs for breakfast, I have to grill 4.
