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Danny

@DannyKillea

Struggling comedian, successful author published under a pen name you don't know about.

 Boston, MA
Joined November 2014
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Tonight Oh God, No @JedKurtzman's Basement featuring: @ryanXshea @DannyKillea @enlindquist & more facebook.com/events/17980611…
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Hey, as of today, and probably until forever, all proceeds from my comedy album will be donated to ACLU, IRC, and Trevor Project.
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Tonight FREE Comedy at Omoto Garden featuring: @DannyKillea @MattMillerReal @Artyp624 Host @TylerSwainsLife & more upto.com/e/20ZrO
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If you're from Michigan I'm coming your way this week. RT this for your boy. nitter.gq/fusionshows/status/793…
Fusion Shows (@FusionShows) profile pictureFusion Shows@FusionShows31 Oct 2016
Three chances to see comedian @robertkelly this week! Tickets: goo.gl/o1pioW
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What would Abner Doubleday say of this instant replay? Pa-tooie, he spits on Modern Baseball. @MLB #BostonRedSox #ClevelandIndians
bro dude seriously thx but bro chill i gotta do this (still bros?) cool hit me up top bro dude bro dudealino USS brocephus nitter.gq/night_0f_fire/status/7…
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Tonight Fresh Faces Showcase @TheComedyStudio featuring: @MikeBainComedy @thatToddClayguy @DannyKillea & more upto.com/e/D8gYO
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Pablo Escobar to Police: "Run, run, run as fast as you can. You'll never catch me I'm the cocaine man." @NarcosNetflix
Tonight @UnSceneComedy's FREE show @IronFurnaceQ with: @sissy_spaceout @vinniepagano @SuziBerlin @DannyKillea & more upto.com/e/cGMUO
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I guess in a way we're all naked
Remember when snapchat was about sending nudie pics? Now it has filters people put on babies. Talk about business evolution.
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I applied to this festival that's cool enough for the submission fee to be a retweet #brokebutblessed nitter.gq/thunderbarcom/status/7…
Thunderbar Comedy! (@thunderbarcom) profile pictureThunderbar Comedy!@thunderbarcom23 May 2016
#THUNDERFEST is coming! Tell your funny friend(s) to apply via ThunderbarComedy.com by June 6.
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I've stopped watching Netflix and have switched to cable only because commercials make the day go faster. Winter break please be done.
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Is the past tense of Johnny Oduya's name Johnny Odidya? #WinterClasic
Are there any NHL players watching the #WinterClasic right now? My mom just asked and I wanna give her an answer.
Also why does the calendar need to turn for people to make strides at bettering themselves? Shouldn't you just...ya know...do that? Always?
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Why do people start their #NewYearsResolution on January 1st? Aren't you too hungover to do anything productive?
Happy Thursday!
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by "this kid" I actually meant these kids. There are many 17 year olds who are better at life than me.
Watching the #WJC2015 only makes me think "wow this kid is 17 what am I doing with my life"
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