Grossly incandescent. My spirit animal is a cheeseburger. I don't invert the Y-axis. 'GONK'
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Danny TwoPorks retweeted
This a mockery of our ancient constitution, we should be swearing fealty to our local knights, who swear to their local baron, and then *they* swear homage to the the king. SMH we used to be a country.
Danny TwoPorks retweeted
Krishnan Guru-Murthy has been taken off the air for calling Steve Baker a c**t , not realising it had been recorded. He apologised immediately.
Steve Baker has helped to bring the country it’s it’s knees and has never apologised
RT if you think Krishnan should be reinstated
Danny TwoPorks retweeted
Krishnan Guru-Murthy has been taken off Channel 4 for a week after calling Steve Baker a C*nt off screen.
If you believe that Channel 4 is in the wrong and he should be reinstated immediately. RT this.
Danny TwoPorks retweeted
Restart the count. Again.
ALT “British government: 0 days since last shitshow”
Danny TwoPorks retweeted
People try to tell you what to think every day. Here are what some individuals and organisations told you about Liz Truss and her government’s “mini-budget” - perhaps worth remembering next time they try to tell you something…
1. The Daily Mail
Danny TwoPorks retweeted
Liz Truss has spoken today to Ukraine's president about the ongoing crisis
Zelensky promised to provide all the assistance he could
Danny TwoPorks retweeted
Quick thread on how misleading this is.
He says '"news channel'" because he compares it to the BBC News Channel, simulcasting BBC Breakfast. 95% of that Breakfast's audience is on BBC One, which had 20 times more viewers than GB News had that morning.
. @GBNews was #1 news channel at breakfast yesterday! Thank you to our wonderful family of viewers and listeners across our nation. We are proud to be the People's Channel.
Danny TwoPorks retweeted
Today I was told that Grimace is a Taste Bud - and I don't know how I feel about that.
Danny TwoPorks retweeted
Don’t forget if you’re on SSRIs/antidepressants you are more susceptible to heatstroke so wear your SPF and drink lots of water and stay in the shade sometimes xxx
Danny TwoPorks retweeted
Don’t forget when you’re filling your family car up today with £100 of petrol that over 60% of that is tax, being used wisely on Truss’s photographer, Sunak’s PR focus group & Johnson’s new wallpaper. Great Britain! #FuelPrice
