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BREAKING : WHITE HOUSE TO TAKE STRATEGIC 12.7% STAKE IN CHEESECAKE FACTORY $CAKE
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Elbows up! Young people need to simply work harder and stop their complaining! Everything is fine in this country.
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The prophecy has been fulfilled
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It’s every bit as bad as we thought
Carney would find a lot more support on the immigration file if he had a credible plan to address this fraud and abuse.
The optics of ICE north will be brutal for the Liberals, but what is the alternative given the fraud involved?
💥EXPLOSIVE ATIP: Immigration Canada knew Indian agents were running MASSIVE FRAUD in the trucking industry and the student visa program as early as 2017 — and stamped the evidence "DO NOT DISCLOSE."
According to records released under the Access to Information Act, Immigration, Refugees and Citizenship Canada (IRCC) maintained an internal procedures manual for its New Delhi visa office documenting systemic fraud across the student visa and temporary foreign worker streams. The manual instructs officers to treat fraud as anticipated rather than exceptional
The most damning thing about this scandal is not the fraud — it's that the government predicted it, kept it running, and then stamped the file "DO NOT DISCLOSE."
Canada didn't lose control of its immigration system—they monetized it.
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#BREAKING: Olivia Chow has been re-elected as mayor of Toronto, the CP24-CTV Election Desk is projecting.
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𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗜𝗡𝗚: NFL sports bettors are demanding that the FBI investigate the Lions after Jahmyr Gibbs took a knee instead of walking into the end zone for an easy touchdown.
The betting spread was -3.5 for the Lions.
An extremely suspicious ending 🧐
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
No evidence exists of bettors demanding an FBI investigation into this play. Jahmyr Gibbs intentionally slid short of the end zone to run out the clock and set up the Lions' game-winning field goal, the correct strategy per Dan Campbell and reports.
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LOOOOOOOL $SPCX
APOLLO'S SPACEX BET: @elonmusk's firm in a regulatory filing this morning disclosed that Apollo will be responsible for buying and leasing GPUs, with roughly a five-year lease term totalling $40 billion.
It's another really large affirmation of the AI buildout, even if the industry is facing rotations more largely. It also shows you how much dry powder is still on the sidelines for just a single-issuer deal, with one major credit counterparty (though wouldn't be surprised to see Apollo syndicate the deal). Think this is really just the tip of the iceberg with how much private capital will continue to flow in.
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Anthropic
2025 revenue: $4.6 billion
2025 net loss: -$42 billion
IPO valuation: $2 trillion
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Imagine the Supreme Court stopping the count after polls close and ordering polls reopen for two hours ONLY in Philadelphia, Detroit, Milwaukee, and Atlanta, and you sort of get the scope of what's currently happening in Brazil.
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Brazil Election Chaos Cheat Sheet:
• Brazil provides free busing to and from voting centers
• In order to be deemed neutral, those buses are not allowed to have any political signs, etc
• In several states that skew toward Lula, the buses had "PT" stars affixed to them (PT is Lula's party). The official in charge of busing said those buses could not run unless the signs were taken down, delaying the busing. Lots of finger-pointing ensued
• There is an election tribunal in Brazil that oversees election legal issues, but Lula went around it and appealed directly to the Supreme Court
• The SC assigns a single justice to review; Lula asked for an extension specifically IN THOSE STATES (which heavily skew toward Lula)
• The Justice who made the decision was previously Lula's PERSONAL LAWYER and is a Lula appointee
• Once Bolsonaro knew Lula was asking for extensions and suspected it would be granted (given which justice was reviewing), he also requested extensions so they would be nationwide, and not just in Lula territory
• A nationwide extension was granted just AFTER the polling stations were supposed to close (5:00pm). However, once a voting machine is locked for the day, it cannot be unlocked. In practice, this meant most polling stations were not able to reopen and offer extended voting because they'd closed at 5pm
• By an AMAZING coincidence, nearly all of the voting machines that hadn't yet locked were in the four states where Lula polls well over 70% popularity (northeast)
• There are supposed to be two observers (one from each side) at all polling stations. At many of the extended stations, the word is there were not two observers
• In the first round voting (three weeks ago), Bolsonaro won 47% and Lula 45% of 119mm votes, with ~8% to third-party candidates
• Of the 8%, the candidates skewed strongly to the right (Bolsonaro); everyone assumed Bolsonaro would take the large majority of that 8% and win easily in round two (yesterday)
• As it turned out, Lula "outperformed" in basically every state
• Also, apparently 5 million more people voted in round two (yesterday) than in round one
• Lula picked up 10.5mm votes, whereas Bolsonaro picked up 3.7mm, leading to tremendous suspicion, as 3.7mm isn't even the majority of the 8% right-leaning opportunity from round one, and implies Bolsonaro received 0% of the incremental 5 million votes and less than half of the jump ball votes
• Chaos ensues. The $EWZ Brazil index ETF has been down as much as 28% this morning (mix of currency and index declines)
Amazing work @MarkJCarney it’s so good to have an economist in charge! #Canada ❤️❤️❤️🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦
EXCLUSIVE: ConocoPhillips confirms new Canadian layoffs, won’t disclose job-cut numbers
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papa are you worried about the Ukraine blowback? Don’t let those FUDsters win!!! Go SpaceX! $SPCX
BREAKING: Elon Musk is warning that Russia could target SpaceX's Starlink satellites with anti-satellite weapons if the network is used to support offensive military strikes.
In comments posted to X on October 25, Musk raised concerns that using Starlink for offensive operations could make its satellites targets for retaliation, potentially creating dangerous debris across low Earth orbit.
Russia demonstrated a destructive anti-satellite capability in November 2021, when it destroyed one of its own spacecraft with a ground-launched missile, generating a large debris field.
Starlink has become critical to Ukrainian military communications, making the distinction between communications support and direct involvement in strikes increasingly consequential.
Ukrainian officials have disputed Musk's previous allegations about the network's use in long-range attacks.
There is no confirmed Russian attack plan against Starlink. Musk's warning concerns the potential consequences of escalation.



































