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Melbourne, Victoria
Joined September 2012
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What if #starlink is a military funded platform to detect passing aircraft in areas outside of the USA? Mind you flightradar24.com/build-your… also helps track aircraft, but only those who transmit. So perhaps it's not as bad as we think.
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This is the power of major corporations where users can modify their platforms.
We have been made aware that the Advanced Custom Fields plugin on the WordPress directory has been taken over by WordPress dot org. A plugin under active development has never been unilaterally and forcibly taken away from its creator without consent in the 21 year history of WordPress.
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We need more slippers in our workplace. Have a data breach: that's a slippering Misconfigures firewall: that's a slippering Use Java: that's a double slipper slippering #slippers
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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary
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Enterprise customers are running scared of this guy. To find out why read below
Linux really missed an opportunity to monetize the fundamentals. Why not $0.0007 for a cd invocation or $2/month for opening a port? And if you need enterprise volume, just call Linus for a quote. Talk about leaving money on the table!!
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Does that count if it is brought second hand? Can you double dip?
I get the same royalties whether you read them or burn them. Enjoy your marshmallows! 😘
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Bet you could walk into any tech market in China and find the building blocks. The harder part is getting into orbit.
Seriously 😂 The reason Starlink is the only global high-bandwidth Internet system of any kind, terrestrial or space-based, is that it is a staggeringly difficult technology problem. We had to invent so much technology from scratch! There is no supplier to whom one can go to buy the pieces needed to build something like Starlink, because they don’t exist!
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Never realised him and her cables are a thing. It's the new USB problem when you pick up her iPhone cable when you need your Android cable.
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Dear #apple we think it is unfair that you have all the cool tech and we don't. Signed #android community
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#TIL even AI has brain farts.
OpenAI works miracles, but we do also wrap a lot of things in bash while loops to work around periodic crashes.
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Season 8 of Game of Thrones and we can understand the backlash. How on earth did Jon Snow not know he was first in line for the Iron Throne? #Spoilers
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"You're the CISM Integration Engineer" "Can I get an invite to the xxxx Integration meeting, please?" "The project manager determines who goes to the meeting." "So that's a yes?"
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Want to move a performance plan that has been well groomed using #ELMO to another manager? First we create a new record and leave it to the employee to migrate the details. Oh and we may have deleted the original record in the process, so hope they downloaded it before hand.
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When you go on a "work" trip so that you can claim it on your taxes. #DeadpoolAndWolverine
I know, I know - My selfie skills are terrible. But just look at this baby penguin and everything will appear better
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I know, I know - My selfie skills are terrible. But just look at this baby penguin and everything will appear better
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Not to be confused with the offbrand version shi|to|can #dyson
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