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Dasher

@Dasher1225

Working for the man. Keepin’ it real at the North Pole 23/1/7

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Joined November 2018
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“She’s built like a brick shit house” is not something anyone says anymore and I think that’s sad. It’s a helluva compliment.
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Yo @BenFranklinofPA
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Insider info: Mrs. Claus likes butt stuff.
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Flipping channels and ran across “Caillou”, the weird kids cartoon. It’s the episode where Caillou might straight-up murder someone. #kidschoiceawards2019 #Hellboy
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Is Meredith Baxter Birney still a lesbian? If not, she should call me.
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#poll What will top the list of things people got for Christmas?
9%Sweater
9%iPhone
27%Covid
55%Depression
11 votes • Final results
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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary
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Do you think Jesus woke up on Saturday and thought “Cool, I can grab a few more hours”?
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YIELD
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@unclephiltweets17 Feb 2022
Welcome to Phildle™️. It’s like #Wordle but not really. You get one try to guess today’s 5-letter word. Go: ⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️
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It’s Christmastime bitches!
The groups of people keeping Biden from reaching his vaccination goal are the groups that elected him. #dontatme #youknowwhoyouare
Remember that dog on the Bush’s Beans commercial? Yeah, they put him down.
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I didn’t like the poem. Am I the asshole? #AITA #Inauguration2021 #poem
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The #ProudBoys are closet homosexuals. #ChangeMyMind
I worked for a year in Alaska on a commercial fishing boat. It was often cold and wet and there were long hours at sea but the money was good. I never did get used to the gay sex though. #Jobs
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Well, another successful run by our team and the fat man. Got home in the middle of the night, corpsed the wife, then slept through #Christmas. See you next year.
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I don’t know who needs to hear this from a reindeer but “Nice rack!” #Tesla #TheMandalorian #lockdown #BITCOINMEG #Tesla #SCOTUS #StimulusChecks #StopTheSteaI2020
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