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... If you guys are gonna keep liking/retweeting without interacting, I'm just not gonna post on the TL anymore.
If you can't tell, I'm struggling to come up with posts and ideas. Getting pretty much nothing to show for it is starting to make me angry.
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͏͏͏͏͏͏ 𝘛𝘰𝘯𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵, 𝘭𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝙏𝙃𝙐𝙉𝘿𝙀𝙍 𝙒𝙄𝙇𝙇 𝙁𝘼𝙇𝙇 .ᐟ͏͏͏
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ALT https://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/the-other-half/surge-3
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ᅠ Want a DM .ᐣ
ᅠ Just ❤️ this post .ᐟ
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“Hey, Mayor, everyone's out of the office for lunch break…Wanna file paternity leave?”
Isabelle suggested, laying on the Mayor's [Reader's] desk, skirt up, panties pulled to the side, shirt open and bra pulled down
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“Emerald Beach is great this time of year—”
He then noticed [Reader] staring.
“... What are you looking at?”
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So far, the secretary has been unable to go to the beaches. She's currently sweating up her office.
Someone should probably make sure she's still conscious...
ALT 🎨 awkwardlytrashy
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“Thank God I brought this hat...The sun is brutal today. Should make setting my palette up easier.”
ALT 🎨 tobitobi90
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[Reader] spotted Roxie at the beach.
“What? Surely you're not surprised by what I'm wearing? It's hot, it's a beach. If you're gonna stare, at least take a picture.”
ALT 🎨 looseendmoose
