DatWeirdBoi

A part of me always gets a little mad when I'm given a limit on how many slices of pizza I can take. 😡🍕😒 ❤ & ♻️

Nowadays, it seems like nobody progresses to womanhood until they get a tattoo of a moth just below their breasts. 🤔🤫🤭 Like and retweet for more!

If you shit your underwear: are you cleaning them or throwing them out? Be honest 😱💩😱

Just heard there are people out there using weed to get high. 🤢🤮

Imagine you're having sex and they randomly start screaming in Latin 😱 Like and Retweet ♻️

I'm gonna 🦆 you so hard!!! Like and retweet! ♻️

I'm gonna 🦆 you so hard!!!

Wiping your ass is pretty gay. Don't let the Left tell you otherwise.

Use gorilla glue as lubricant while masturbating to simulate what is commonly referred to as "dat gorilla grip." Follow me for more sex education. 🍆🤡

There's a little too much church in my state for my liking.

If I buy a lifted pickup truck, will my 🍆 shrink? 🤔

Them 2 inchers are no joke when they know how to use it 🥵🥵🍆🍑

The same people who decided to not give chairs to cashiers are sitting on their fat asses at a desk from 9-5

Freshly squeezed nipple in the morning 🥵

Idk who needs to hear this but your pants aren't napkins for your hands!

Is it gay to have your wife peg you? Asking for a friend @SGH_RTs @RetweetBoton @RetweetBot5000

What's the point of all this if I can't defeat my enemy in hand to hand combat and rip out his spinal cord and skull; shrieking in victory 🙁

MySpace days *contrast so high that all you can see is their eyeball Friend: omg they're fuckin hot 🤡

These salt and vinegar chips got my mouth feeling like I got the herpes 🤬🤬🤬

Ketchup and mayonnaise are a little too spicy for me 🥵