Those who don’t compete, complain.

You can get through anything. All you gotta do is keep going.

What lizards are you voting for?

Alright I’m back we’re getting medicated and therapy now. Wish me luck.

I’m tired of my job, how the fk do I become the WWE Raw General Manager

This is the most random beef I’ve seen in a while.

Focus on improving yourself. Not proving yourself.

Sometimes you’re okay, sometimes you’re not and that’s okay.

“Why did you do that?” Idk maybe bc it’s my Ninja Way!

Gave a homeless guy outside 7/11 $2, he said he’d stab someone for me. Y’all better watch how you talk to me.

That was the toughest drive to work I’ve had, didn’t expect all that rain.

There’s people that can understand Spanish and not speak it. I can speak it but I don’t understand it.

When mfs flash their brights to turn my lights on while the sun still out irks me

It’s always money money money with the universe, isn’t it?

The person who picks up after hours of cold calling:

Idk how people can eat half their food and save the rest for later. You know I get full.