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Dave Jessop

@DaveJessop

Java developer, ex-scientist, pedant.

 London, UK
Joined April 2010
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Ben Glaze (@benglaze) profile pictureBen Glaze@benglaze9 Feb 2022
#NATO confirms Boris Johnson will meet sec-gen Jens Stoltenberg in Brussels tomorrow. #Ukraine
If this doesn't end with a video of the PM at a karaoke party during lockdown singing "pictures of last night ended up online, I'm screwed. Oh well" I'm going to be demanding my money back.
Pippa Crerar (@PippaCrerar) profile picturePippa Crerar
@PippaCrerar4 Feb 2022
EXCL: Police have a photo of Boris Johnson holding a can of a beer at his lockdown birthday party in June 2020 - taken by his taxpayer funded official photographer. mirror.co.uk/news/politics/b…
Bombshell pic shows Boris Johnson holding beer at lockdown birthday party

Bombshell pic shows Boris Johnson holding beer at lockdown birthday party

Sources said that pictures taken by the official No10 photographer have been handed over to Scotland Yard for their investigation into the Downing Street parties - including one of the PM with a can...

mirror.co.uk
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The banter heuristic demands it
Hang on, has anyone tried just telling Russia to shut up and go away?
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You're all being horribly cynical. He was only doing it to check his tonsils were working properly before driving home and it's what any loving parent would have done
I thought getting half the adult population to stay at home was a traditional Conservative value?
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Yikes. It couldn't happen to a Nazier bunch of people
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I'm not crying. I've just opened a four-year-old Ziploc bag with half an onion it it
Half An Onion 🧅 (@HalfOnionInABag) profile pictureHalf An Onion 🧅@HalfOnionInABag20 Jan 2017
What if this account that is simply half an onion in a Ziploc bag ended up with more followers than @realDonaldTrump?
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Cheaper than Chris Grayling's ghost ferries, at least
Rt Hon Sir Grant Shapps (@grantshapps) profile pictureRt Hon Sir Grant Shapps
@grantshapps12 Dec 2020
Today I'm announcing £3million to provide up to 80k more seats on scheduled coach services 🚌 over the Christmas travel window (23-27 Dec) to get people to their Christmas bubble safely ✅. If you're travelling this Xmas plan carefully & BOOK AHEAD👉 gov.uk/government/news/trans…
Transport Secretary announces up to £3 million for coach services to meet Christmas travel demand

Transport Secretary announces up to £3 million for coach services to meet Christmas travel demand 

Funding package announced to support coach travel over Christmas.

gov.uk
Scotus interruptus isn't an effective strategy
David Lunn (@DJLdistraction) profile pictureDavid Lunn@DJLdistraction5 Nov 2020
Things you can say about sex and also about vote counting. Go!
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Truly Chris Grayling's successor
Joe Pike (@joepike) profile pictureJoe Pike
@joepike25 Jul 2020
NEW: Department for Transport confirm Transport Secretary @grantshapps is on holiday in Spain. He will therefore be among thousands of travellers forced to quarantine for a fortnight when he returns to the UK. #COVID19
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Is that unfair? We've all come back from abroad and thought "I could really use a few days at home". Has @grantshapps... ordered himself to?
To be fair, a lot of them just had their accounts disabled...
A.J. Delgado (@AJDelgado13) profile pictureA.J. Delgado
@AJDelgado1322 Jul 2020
WEIRD how all the #MAGA folks who spent a year or more tweeting about #Epstein (and even Pizzagate)... ... are curiously silent about Sleazy Donald wishing *GHISLAINE MAXWELL* well. Shouldn't you guys be having a mental breakdown?
Ho hum. Well it's there now, guess it can't come down. Mumble mumble, whitewashing history and other such bad faith nonsense theguardian.com/world/2020/j…
How many grandchildren do you have?
Jim Pickard 🐋 (@PickardJE) profile pictureJim Pickard 🐋
@PickardJE22 Jun 2020
A source close to the family said that Stanley Johnson applied for a French passport so that his grandchildren can live and work in the EU after Brexit. independent.co.uk/news/uk/po…
Boris Johnson's father 'applies for French passport'

Boris Johnson's father 'applies for French passport'

Move revealed by prime minister's sister Rachel

independent.co.uk
The statues have all been put in boxes, it's no wonder they don't understand history.
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I suspect that he still does.
Alistair Carmichael MP (@amcarmichaelMP) profile pictureAlistair Carmichael MP
@amcarmichaelMP8 Jun 2020
I suspect that in the 1880s Jacob Rees Mogg would have opposed the internal combustion engine because he was "used to" horse-drawn carriages. Technology advances for a reason.
I guess I just didn't realise he meant Dom's
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Lockdown's over. Stay alert by doing whatever you want.
Matt Hancock (@MattHancock) profile pictureMatt Hancock@MattHancock23 May 2020
I know how ill coronavirus makes you. It was entirely right for Dom Cummings to find childcare for his toddler, when both he and his wife were getting ill.
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