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Dave Sheehan

@DaveSheeh

This is where I put funny thoughts that I can't slip into conversation

 Dublin City, Ireland
Joined June 2011
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Every time I read a story about renting in Dublin I gain more sympathy for the bad guys in Scooby Doo dressing up as monsters to lower property prices
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@FilmUpdates11 Jun 2024
The first trailer for 'PADDINGTON IN PERU' will be released tomorrow.
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Sending paperbacks out to some very worthy recipients today. My book is out in a matter of days and I couldn't be more excited but also nerve-wrackingly anxious. The Ballad of Sprikit The Bard (And Company) is out Friday!!! #booktwt
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Happy New Year all! I'm excited to announce that my debut fantasy adventure novel, The Ballad of Sprikit The Bard (And Company) is complete! (On the interior) I'm finalising the cover but you can expect cover, release date reveal & eARCs very soon! Watch this space!
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@dril6 Nov 2023
they should call it " daylight Sucking Mine" . Fuck clocks
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Went on a date with someone who didn't know the difference between Denmark and Sweden. Big Red Flag
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I know they say that there are 5 stages of grief, but what if I'm like really good at bargaining?
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going to the cinema, discarding my trenchcoat to reveal a pink t-shirt, winking at the room at large, removing my eerily perfect latex mask and asking the desperately unimpressed cashier for a single ticket to Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning Part One.
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This!!! I am constantly saying, especially around the “AI will replace human art” talking point: We create art for us. Human art will never cease to exist because it is an important, crucial, vital mode of self expression. Profit be damned. Art is for us.
factory reject spice girl (@sadspice1) profile picturefactory reject spice girl@sadspice112 Jul 2023
I saw this post a few weeks ago and have not stopped thinking about it. Unironically, this is my entire philosophy of art regardless of medium.
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Seeing Indiana Jones for the first time today. All I know is that he's an archaeologist who's afraid of snakes and carries a whip, which I assume is some form of immersion therapy for the snake fear
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I'm told my jokes don't work on paper but I don't know why that would make a difference? Tomato Tomato
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If Edgar Allan Poe was a Dublin comedian, his bit on seagulls would be absolutely INSANE
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A picture can tell a thousand words, you just have to make the font very small
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Disappointed to learn that "consummate professional" doesn't mean "very good at sex"
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iouisa@flystrap7 Feb 2023
introduce a chortle's hottest comedian award you cowards
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I've never been inside a haunted house, but I have been inside a nightclub in the afternoon and I imagine the feeling is very similar
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Subtly adjusting my watch on a first date so she can see my step count
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This show has taken over my life...
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Sorry I didn’t text you back, my old heist crew used emotional leverage to draw me into a big heist after I had already said I was done doing heists lol
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Highly recommend Reacher to anyone who's ever asked the question "What if My Cousin Vinny was about the hunkiest man who's ever lived?"
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Never been good at sending Christmas messages
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