Dirk is truly born to behead and to be beheaded.

I feel rly rly bad but im so serious about quitting I photoshopped this for my wallpaperAlso I love Roxy hes a great characterAlso, at the very least, overall my life is on a good state right now and my flat is clean and y, all is not so bad, im just not feeling greatcuzbooze sux

Legend

God i hate the fact that im still hungover just how much DID i drink its been more than 24 hours

Told a friend about Meenah and Condess from homestuck

My drawing of bobo homestuck

Homestuck Twitter sustained my wretched ethanol-induced debilitation with the tenderness of a fragrant, ample-featured, genetically unrelated mommy I have never possessed.

I’m making my hangover everyone’s problem idgaf I will whine about it in every group chat I know I feel so bad I’m lying on the floor and I’m experiencing otherworldly tortures coming directly from my tummy

Fucking lousy Christian iPhone capitalises “Christian” “iPhone” and “God” but doesn’t capitalise priscilla

I cannot even begin to explain to what state of my flat I woke up today like yeah a bottle of 40% abv cognac for one hour for someone as scrawny as me?Yessure gimme two. It’s not like I’ve never drank hard stuff before but I DEFOoverdid it as fuck and in a way it was onpurpos

I’m sooo quitting alcohol I’m also sooo making vent art of Roxy lalonde Jesus I feel disgustingly bad #alcoholisaformofselfharm

The fucking joker croaker is so amusing

Me cus I deem to be awesome as fuck or something