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God above everything | MBA Graduate | Sports Enthusiast | Project Consultant | PRRO I/C Sports @UgandaPrisons | @ManUtd | @OfficialMaroons | @SheMaroonsFC

Kampala, Uganda
Joined February 2011
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Start a hustle. However small it is. There’s no shameful work as long as it puts food on the table.
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FINAL BEND. 🔥 Tomorrow at 2:00 PM, we step onto the court for the last dance of the first round — against UGX Luwero Netball Club. This is our moment, Queens. Let’s close the first stanza the only way we know how — loud, proud, and on a high. 💪 #EANAChamps @jbyabs
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David Okiring retweeted
Women are easy human beings I tell you .
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OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT 7 LADY SPEARS MAKE FINAL NILE QUEENS SQUAD FOR IHF ZONE V - TANZANIA 🇹🇿 Prisons Handball Club is proud to announce that SEVEN of our own have made the final Uganda National Senior Women Handball Team - *The Nile Queens*, that is traveling TODAY.
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𝐂𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧 𝐃𝐫 𝐉𝐨𝐡𝐧𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐁𝐲𝐚𝐛𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐣𝐚’𝐬 𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐬𝐠𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 | Rt. Hon. @Thomas_Tayebwa commends Canon Dr Johnson Byabashaija (@jbyabs), Commissioner General of Prisons, for his integrity, noting that audit reports and recommendations have revealed no instances of misappropriated funds under his leadership. He describes him as a worthy mentor.
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"If you have a car, are used to filling up the tank and dropping off random people, this is the time to start driving straight home," 🎙️ @rggoobi Ministry of Finance, Planning and Economic Development #KFMVPN with @KusasiraViola
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Very distressing! Ivan Okello's nasty injury against URA! #UPLwithKawalya
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🚨 It was a cat-and-mouse evening at Hamz Stadium as Prisons locked horns with KCCA Netball Club, typical of a derby it is. Only the strong one survives. Prisons Queens emerged victorious, the final whistle ending the unbeaten run of KCCA Netball Club. Congrats ladies 👏
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That person you’re keeping at home this weekend without making things official is a legally recognised Ugandan citizen. Why not make it official, easily and affordably, with @NIRA_Ug ? Love is beautiful, but making it legal is even better. #OpenGovUg
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PUBLIC FOOD SAFETY ALERT: Poisonous seeds found mixed with beans in local markets MAAIF has received complaints and verified evidence that rubber tree seeds (Hevea brasiliensis) are being fraudulently mixed with beans sold in some markets, notably in Agago District, posing a potential risk to public health. 1. HOW TO IDENTIFY THEM: -Beans are flat or kidney-shaped. Rubber seeds are round like a marble. -They have a shiny grey-white colour with dark brown/black spots and stripes. -They have a small white dot where they were attached to the pod. -See photos attached. If you see them, they are NOT beans. 2. WHY THEY ARE DANGEROUS: These seeds are *NOT FOOD*. They are not edible. I. They contain natural poison (cyanogenic glycosides) that can cause food poisoning. II. If eaten raw or cooked with beans, they can cause: severe stomach pain, vomiting, dizziness, headache, weakness and diarrhoea. III. Children are at higher risk. Chickens and pigs can also die if they eat many. This is a case of *Food Adulteration*- accidental or intentional mixing of non-food items with food, which is illegal and dangerous. 3. WHAT CONSUMERS SHOULD DO: Before buying: I. Pour the beans on a flat tray and look through them before you pay. II. Buy from trusted traders who clean their beans. Before cooking: -Sort thoroughly on a table or large plate. Remove ALL round mottled seeds, stones, and broken beans. -Wash beans 2-3 times with clean water. - Do not cook if you are not sure-bring a sample to your extension worker or Health Centre. If someone has eaten them: -Do not wait. Go immediately to the nearest Health Centre/Hospital and carry some of the seeds to show the health workers. 4. WHAT TRADERS AND MARKET LEADERS SHOULD DO: I. Never store beans in sacks that were previously used for rubber seeds or other non-food items. II. Always clean and sort beans before putting them on sale. III. Market leaders ( SAS, Agricultural Police & Market Masters) should inspect produce regularly. 5. MAAIF APPEAL: We call upon all LC1, LC2, Parish Chiefs, and VHTs to spread this message. Food safety is everyone's responsibility. Eat Safe. Stay Healthy. Sort Your Beans Before Cooking!
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He had owned the car for just 2 months. He had never been stopped. He had never broken a traffic rule. Then police impounded it. 3 unpaid fines worth 900K. All collected by the previous owner. All now his. Another man in Mbarara paid 250K for tickets left behind by the person who sold him his car, just 2 weeks after buying it. Police said it plainly this week. Fines from before you bought a car do not disappear when the logbook changes hands. They stay with the number plate. And the moment the car is yours, so are they. So before you pay a single shilling for any used car, check the plate. It takes less than a minute. Send EPS, a space and the number plate to 8888. Or search the plate on the UPF Mobi App. If there are fines, the seller clears them before you pay him. Ask for proof they are paid. If he refuses, take them off the price. Now the part sellers forget. With digital plates, fines follow the registered owner. If you sell your car and the buyer delays the transfer, every ticket he collects lands in your name. One car dealer said he received over 378 tickets worth more than 134 million for cars he had already sold. So if you are selling, do not hand over the keys until the transfer is done or properly started. Buyer or seller, the rule is the same. Clean the number plate before money or keys move. Have you ever paid for a ticket you did not earn? How much did it cost you?
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⏭️|| We are back on court this Saturday against two-time champions KCCA in a mouth-watering Nakawa derby clash. 📅 Saturday 🕓 4:30 PM 📍 Hamz Stadium The Queens are hungry. It’s time to bounce back… and bounce hard. Who’s ready? 👑 @jbyabs
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NATIONAL TEAM CALL UP 🇺🇬🔥 #ZoneVIHFSeniorWomen'sChampion Called from Prisons HC: 1. Namajja Aisha 2. Tabingwa Claire 3. Adokorach Brenda 4. Akech Mary 5. Damulira Patience 6. Aber Priscillah 7. Namutosi Joyce Patience 8. Aitasi Evelyn 9. Ayo Patrick – Goalkeeping Coach
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PUBLIC STATEMENT The Uganda Bureau of Statistics (UBOS) has learnt with concern of the launch of a “National Data Strategy” by the Ministry of Information, Communication Technology and National Guidance (MoICT&NG). The Bureau informs the public that the strategy breaches the provisions of the UBOS Act, 1998, Cap. 333, which establishes UBOS as the principal data collecting and disseminating agency responsible for coordinating, monitoring and supervising the National Statistical System. The public is therefore strongly advised to treat the impugned “National Data Strategy” recently launched by the MoICT&NG with the utmost contempt it deserves. Read the full statement below. #UBOS #EvidenceBasedStatistics #DataForDevelopment
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Byebyo banange, that chance was one in a million btw.😌
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𝗠𝗔𝗧𝗖𝗛𝘿𝘼𝙔 🏆 Uganda Premier League 🆚 Kataka FC ⏰ 4 PM 🏟️ Mutesa II Stadium - Wankulukuku 🎫 10k & 20k #MARFC || #Jailers
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As surely as day follows night, you are going to get wet; and pretty wet. - Rt Maj Gen @otafiire_k #NBSFixingUganda #NBSUpdates #NBSLiveAt9
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50 legendary internet rabbit holes you can spend hours exploring👇 1. zoom.earth — Watch the world via live satellite imagery 2. flightradar24.com — See every plane currently in the sky 3. marinetraffic.com — Track all ships at sea in real time 4. windy.com — Live map of winds and storms 5. lightningmaps.org — Watch lightning strikes hitting Earth in real time 6. earthquake.usgs.gov — Live list of recent earthquakes 7. submarinecablemap.com — Ocean cables carrying the internet 8. globalforestwatch.org — Watch forests disappear from space 9. worldometers.info — The world's statistics, second by second 10. internetlivestats.com — Current number of tweets and searches being posted 11. thetruesize.com — Compare the true sizes of countries 12. oldmapsonline.org — Maps from centuries ago 13. davidrumsey.com — Archive of 150,000 historical maps 14. openstreetmap.org — World map drawn by volunteers 15. window-swap.com — Look out the window of a random person around the world 16. virtualvacation.us — Virtual walks through cities 17. mapcrunch.com — Teleport to a random spot on Earth 18. atlasobscura.com — Catalog of the world's strangest places 19. neal.fun — Interactive knowledge experiences 20. htwins.net/scale2 — Scale journey from atom to universe (Updated HTML5 link) 21. eyes.nasa.gov — Explore the solar system in 3D 22. stellarium-web.org — Real sky map in your browser 23. apod.nasa.gov — NASA's astronomy picture of the day 24. images.nasa.gov — NASA's entire visual archive, free 25. pudding.cool — Visual articles told through data 26. ourworldindata.org — The state of the world with real data 27. gapminder.org — What we mistakenly think we know about the world 28. informationisbeautiful.net — Visualizing complex data 29. data.worldbank.org — World Bank's open data 30. data.tuik.gov.tr — Turkey's official statistics database 31. archive.org — Archive of millions of books, films, and software 32. gutenberg.org — 70,000 free books whose copyrights have expired 33. openlibrary.org — Record of every book in the world 34. loc.gov — U.S. Library of Congress digital archive 35. europeana.eu — Europe's cultural heritage archive 36. dp.la — America's digital library collection 37. artsandculture.google.com — Tour museums from home 38. rijksmuseum.nl — Download artworks in high resolution 39. wikiart.org — Archive of 250,000 artworks 40. publicdomainreview.org — Forgotten visual treasures of history 41. openculture.com — Free archive of culture and education 42. metmuseum.org — Met Museum's open collection 43. musicmap.info — Family tree of music genres 44. radiooooo.com — Pick a country and decade to listen to that era 45. listen.hatnote.com — Turn Wikipedia edits into audio 46. wikipedia.org — Random knowledge well 47. timeanddate.com — Time, sunrises, and sky events 48. sciencedaily.com — Live stream of science news 49. arxiv.org — Free preprints of scientific papers 50. observablehq.com — Visualize data with live code Save this. You’ll definitely need some of these later. 🔖
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After taking down stubborn NIC NC last weekend, the Queens return to the court tomorrow against table leaders, UCU. 🕕 6:00 pm 📍 Hamz Stadium, Court 1 Another massive test of our grit and title ambitions. Get this one done and we set the stage for KCCA next Saturday.
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