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Ottawa, Canada
Joined October 2009
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At first they'll ask you why you're doing it. But later they'll ask you how you did it. #hustle
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🚨 CADDIE ACE ON 17!!! 🚨
JJ Jakovac, @Collin_Morikawa's looper makes a hole-in-one on the Island Green!
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No way this guy is from Canada. First crime was cutting the whole top off, second crime was milk first.
TOP 5 ATHLETES:
Tiger Woods • 82 PGA Tour Wins & 15 Majors
Wayne Gretzky • Most NHL Goals
Jayson Tatum • Celtics Legend & McDonald's All-American
Travis Kelce • 2x Super Bowl Champion & married to musical icon Taylor Swift
Tommy Fury • Beat Logan Paul & KSI
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It’s…… TIME!!! 🎃🧊🎄 #MariahSZN
TOP 5 MOST OVERRATED FOODS:
Shrimp: Cockroaches of the sea.
Chicken Nuggets: Should not touch your lips if you're above the age of 18.
Cereal: IT'S ALL SUGAR.
Steak: It's always raw? Why is there blood?
Spaghetti & Meatballs: Messy. Too much going on.
With the NBA season about to start lets take a moment to appreciate all the sports we have to get us through winter. These are the good times 🙏🏼 #spoiled
5 MOST OVERRATED THINGS:
Game of Thrones
Frank Ocean
Pumpkin Spice Anything
Wine Tours
Amusement Parks