Joined January 2017
When people ask what teams I follow: xitter.cf/based_shesty/status/15…
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unfortunately I was right on the money
I can’t wait to not hear about this until October 26th 2026
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Someone has gotta bing bong the fuck out of that little liberty biberty fur ball or else I’ll have to
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I just put up a beautiful acoustic piss performance for the three closed stalls in the office bathroom. Hope the boys enjoyed listening to that sweet symphony
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Giving my uber driver a step by step tutorial to getting pulled over #lank
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I swear it’s fucking dumb idiot day for uber drivers
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HOLY SHIT JUST SHOOT THE PUCK #NYR
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Devils beat the Rangers in October, raise the banner I guess? 4 wins spread out over 3 seasons needs to be in the rafters
Left them in the fLames.
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Do I bench Omarion Hampton for Quinshon Judkins this week?
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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO literally no one wants this
Breaking: The College Football Playoff is nearing a deal to expand to 24 teams, sources tell @PeteThamel. The new format will start in 2027 and is expected to come together in the near future, pending final approvals.
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Never lied, I just doubled down on wrong information.
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me: “alright that’s enough tiktok for now” me: *opens twitter*
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Dylan Raiola is the Tyrod Taylor of Jameis Winston
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me when I meet my wife on Twitter
Love at first slur
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dont tell my gf but I’m going as uncle pussy for halloween
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nothing quite like a fresh squeezed glass of uncle pussy in the morning
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welp… it was a nice run, we are getting shutout at the garden tonight
Semyon Varlamov will make his first start in a little under two years, Islanders coach Pete DeBoer says. Varlamov had two partial knee replacements.
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sir, a second pussy has hit the uncle
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I’m with uncle pussy ⬅️⬅️⬅️⬅️
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