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Joined December 2010
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PREACH
Work hard in silence. Let success be your noise. 🏆
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"Sorry to interrupt mate but once you've finished can I request unchained melody by the righteous brothers please"
Woman beater busker don’t like getting called out☠️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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Nail on the head
🤦‍♂️ "That embodies the reason why Man United are a poor football team!" 😤 "What about your stinking, lousy performance vs Spurs on Saturday!?" Simon Jordan rips into Lisandro Martinez for his shock outburst against #MUFC's hierarchy! 🔥
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Going better than I could have ever expected
18 days until the Florian wirtz hate watching restarts
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As it was happening I couldn't believe what I was seeing. Fucking headless
Just rewatched that last goal again. wtf is Dorgu doing? He is pressing Pickford last minute of the game why? Stay back 11 men behind the ball. One pass takes him out of the game
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😂😂😂😂
RIP Dolly Parton YNWA
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There's no better duo than Scottish teams and being shit
90+1' - Goal LASK. 🟥4️⃣-1️⃣🟩 #LASKCeltic | #UCL | #CelticFC🍀
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110%
Another example: NO WALL NO GOAL I’ve banged on about this for years but it blows my mind All the brains/intelligence in football and not one fucker has worked out that having a free kick wall makes it easier for the taker to score
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Back to work tomorrow after two weeks off 💀 Got that depressing feeling I used to get when it was a bath then an episode of heartbeat before school on the Monday morning 😂🙃
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18 days until the Florian wirtz hate watching restarts
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How many people said no before FIFA had to bell Robbie Williams?
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Harry Kane hasn't ran for the full game what a fucking disgrace of a performance that is
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Harry Kanes got some nerve to celebrate that performance tonight 😂
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We're fucking massive 👍
We're proud to announce a milestone moment in the plan to transform Old Trafford 👀🏟️

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Fucking crap at footy but they can't half belt a national anthem out fair play 👏 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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Man United circa 2013-2025 vibes lately these jokers 😭
🚨 EXCL: Liverpool inform RB Leipzig of willingness to pay package approaching €100m for Yan Diomande. #LFC firmly in driving seat at present but studying more options if needed as #RBLeipzig want to keep 19yo + #PSG remain strong contender @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7336166…
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I also wouldn't have known a single thing about Rob cross' split had it not been for him posting about it online at the same time as requesting privacy
STATEMENT: After a challenging few years, Georgia and I have decided to separate. Our commitment as co-parents to our 4 children remains as strong as ever and they are our priority. It has been a difficult period while we work out the future. We ask for privacy during this time.
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This might be the most in accurate statement I've ever heard
Bernardo Silva on British drinking culture: "In Lisbon, you start drinking at 7pm, go for dinner, and the night ends at 7am - ridiculous. If you guys go out on Saturday, you start at midday and people are already enjoying themselves, then at 11pm or midnight, people are home and the next day isn't ruined. I think I prefer the English way..." [via @hellomag]
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Debating having one last dance next season 🧤😂⚽️
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