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Happy Wagon Day! 3 newest additions #scania #indelease
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How to wrap a present:
1. Cut paper smaller than present
2. Have a drink
3. Rip paper on one of the present’s corners
4. Have a drink
5. Cover hole with sellotape and scraps of paper
6. Place in a bag from last year
7. Feel tired. Have a drink
8. Lose scissors forever
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October
-Pumpkins invade
-Cake packaging covered in ghosts
-Constant jumpers
-Some bastard finishes Christmas shopping
-Hello, darkness
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Remember having one of these! The thought of tapping a button 3 times for one letter 😩 – at Kidsgrove, England
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My mate just asked me what time did Liverpool kick off today.
"Every fifteen minutes!" I replied.
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When you ain't get enough sleep so every little thing throughout the day pisses tf you off
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The weather is too nice not to fire up the BBQ this evening. buff.ly/2sNNZnR
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On SALE now! You can get my book for just £6 on Amazon.That's less than trade price. Don't know for how long though. buff.ly/2sJ6rhK
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I love making my own homemade lime pickle. Summer time is the best time for making it as it needs sun. buff.ly/2rr4CpA

















