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@Dayscd

25 year old comedian from Minnesota the state @vdays

 Minneapolis, MN
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Joined December 2014
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worst day of my fucking life
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@DiscussingFilm17 May 2024
Young Sheldon has ended.
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I’m from Minnesota and i live in minnnesota I don’t live in new York sorry
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if you're in nyc and you're single like. how.
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I love that moment during laughter that is pure LOL vibes
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jill@littlefucky17h
People with green screens are obsessed with telling people “hi just make sure to not wear green!” . Something I’ve noticed .
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Local news: cornbread
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Replying to @LamarOdom
My card won’t go through
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jill@littlefuckyOct 28
Dude. Joe box Los Angeles is going to be fucking insaneee 🤣 Please god PLEASE let it be the Joy tactics guys. Like that will seriously heal meh .
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This YouTube guy be making hella videos
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First base coach talking to a runner: "Ok so stay here until you can go to the next one. If you get to that one try to get to the third one. A colleague of mine is waiting there for you"
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I just hit a epic carrier sui live on twitch please come watch twitch.tv/dayscd
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They should have a jeans day at the zoo. I want to see what a gorilla looks like in some archive
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Mothers will literally give birth to some random dude and then raise him to adulthood 😂
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Pro gamer does standup comedy…
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My mouth is pregnant with food
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SpongeBob ‘The Dangerous Pedophile’ SquarePants
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If poop was money I’d be a hundred million gazillionaire
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lowkey i'd let santa claws fuck on me
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lewis@Lewiswbt1Oct 24
I can't explain it but 8pm, the number 437926286537021, my chiropodist's doberman, the Iberian peninsula and the atavistic nature of vestigial tails in humans have the same energy. and Thursday
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Weed before beer, youre in the clear. Beer before pot.. uhhh.. my uncle's hot. No
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Apparently Ethan and Hila K. have news for the public. Apparently they have ended their marriage due to a lack of faithfulness. Apparently.
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