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America Party Presidential Candidate | Master of the Universe | Award Winning Part-Time Unlicensed Gynecologist | Taco Expert 🌮 | 237 IQ | National Treasure.

Joined August 2023
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The American Dream is for Americans.
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Jensen
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Jensen
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a16z
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" You're gonna be remembered forever because some things are eternal."
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Mario Nawfal
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Just when I think these can't get any better, someone drops Jensen: Gangnam Style 🤣 Writer: Ian
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Trogdor the Burninator!
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If you recognize this character and loved the show it was created for, there's a good chance we'd be great friends in real life.
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Dear Microsoft, No rush. Take your time. Spend time with your family. Prioritize your mental health. Happy Friday All Sincerely, Every corporate employee.😭
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I’m Just Saiyan
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We won
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اودیسه اگه من کارگردان بودم:
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Orcs are literal illegal immigrants who invaded Azeroth
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The horde is the left The alliance is the right
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Jayne Zirkle
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BREAKING: @DataRepublican accepts the award for people’s choice of Citizen Journalist of the Year at Mar-a-Lago
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Tim Pool
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The horde is the left The alliance is the right
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Humanity only went down hill after this.
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"Microsoft 364"
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Wall Street Mav
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Microsoft executives just realized then need to change the name of their products to Microsoft 364.
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Dr Manhattva
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Current vibes.
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Lol yep
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Matt Walsh
@MattWalshBlogNov 11
Did the white girl who was savagely beaten by a black mob get any teary eyed profiles by national media? Was there any outrage over this at all? Were any of the racist black violent thugs doxxed or made to suffer any penalties of any kind? Of course not.
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Just casually getting 20K likes for no reason at all lol
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@DeSandTitsNov 10
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I am making no assumptions about Russell Brands guilt or innocence, but his conviction feels like an attempt to kick off a new "Me Too" movement.
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