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David Alexander

@DeadlyDizzle
 Hackney, East London
ddly.co/
Joined April 2009
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I wonder what percentage of X’s advertising revenue is made up of Steven Bartlett mockups
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Massive concerns over the spacing between the S and the A here
Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) profile pictureFabrizio Romano
@FabrizioRomano2 Jan 2025
🔴⚫️🇦🇷 Official, confirmed. Alejo Sarco signs in as new Bayer Leverkusen player from Vélez. 2006 born talented Argentinian player signs until June 2029.
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St Panks@stpanks23 Feb 2024
Shout out to @DeadlyDizzle's 2014 humdinger during this troubling time vice.ddly.co/
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VICE Headline Generator

How some idiot made a shitty website and we all lost our jobs. Create your own random headlines worthy of any issue of VICE.

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ATP Tour (@atptour) profile pictureATP Tour
@atptour7 Feb 2024
The Tour: A Reality Show 📺 52 seasons in the making, a look at the lives and loves of 'professional' tennis players as they serve nothing but drama, attitude and aces… 🎾 #TheTour #GameServeDrama

The Tour: A Reality Show

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Whoever suggested to put a massive follow button at the top of the BBC Football page and remove the upcoming games and league table clearly does not actually use the website or like sport. Please change it back @BBCSport 😫
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Kennel was right there
Sky Sports Premier League (@SkySportsPL) profile pictureSky Sports Premier League
@SkySportsPL5 Nov 2023
Kenilwoof Road 🐶
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have i completed the set yet @TwitterSupport ??
Neverending list of spam stores that are appearing on Twitter

ALT Neverending list of spam stores that are appearing on Twitter

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I don't do any of these things and I'm still terrible, but thankfully I don't get wound up about it
Jon Sherman (@practicalgolf) profile pictureJon Sherman@practicalgolf13 Jun 2023
It took me 25 years, but I finally removed these ten things from my golf game. I am a happier and better player because of it. You all probably struggle with some of these too! 🧵
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It's 2023 and I feel like Apple Mail could do a bit more with the inbox zero experience?
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Had to try this trend 😊
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SevenRooms don't publicly list all their restaurants, so I went out of my way to create a list of them in London. Might be a good way to discover somewhere new? goo.gl/maps/iaAsnBogR7Dgn2md…
SevenRooms London Restaurants · David Alexander

SevenRooms London Restaurants · David Alexander

406 places - Looking for somewhere new to eat in London? SevenRooms is a booking platform that lots of nice restaurants use. But SevenRooms doesn’t publicly list their restaurants, so I created this...

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Or capitalism
Ryanair (@Ryanair) profile pictureRyanair
@Ryanair21 Jul 2022
You don't understand random seat allocation
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Prepping for this
alistair green (@mralistairgreen) profile picturealistair green@mralistairgreen20 Jul 2019
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1) Bound 4 Da Reload Plays 🎶 Bound 4 Da Reload 🎶 by Oxide & Neutrino every time you reload a page. chrome.google.com/webstore/d…
Logan Storti (@loganstorti) profile pictureLogan Storti
@loganstorti7 Jul 2022
3.2 billion people use Chrome as their browser… But no one knows all the best extensions Chrome has to offer. Here are 13 extensions that you shouldn't live without…
How does any MP £208k in expenses in a year? When I was an employee I remember having to have a meeting with the company accountant about spending £5.50 on lunch when I could have got a £3 meal deal
Will Black 🍓🍄 (@WillBlackWriter) profile pictureWill Black 🍓🍄@WillBlackWriter23 Jun 2022
"I'm not feathering my own nest" says rabid Tory Rachel Maclean, who claimed £218,000 in expenses on top of her £80k salary last year #bbcqt
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Did this in a match once when I was about 12. Ended up breaking the guy’s jaw 😔 Still think about it today, especially as he was on my team. Sorry Tom.
A Funny Old Game (@sid_lambert) profile pictureA Funny Old Game
@sid_lambert15 Jun 2022
24 years ago today: The Greatest Scissor Kick You Never Saw. David Batty vs Tunisia. Sensational technique.
I don’t follow Elon but somehow every single one of his tweets end up in my timeline 🤷‍♂️
Plagiarists be plagiarists #Wordle
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Just heard a horrifying tale from my cousin in Trinidad. 3 young men report being rushed to A&E with swollen testicles after having their booster, having never experienced it before. I have zero reason to believe my friend would make this up.
Alex Phillips (@ThatAlexWoman) profile pictureAlex Phillips
@ThatAlexWoman24 Dec 2021
Just heard a horrifying tale at the salon Repeated customers - including 3 young women in 1 day - report being rushed to A&E with heart problems after having their booster, having never had cardiac issues before I have zero reason to believe my hairdresser would make this up
“Democratising design” != giving literally everyone access to the Figma file
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